Hmmmmm...I wonder if we could get our medical bills paid this way too!

chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had any money in the bank.

He replied. 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my Brother-in-Law.'

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  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    #2
    Thank you for the much
    Thank you for the much needed chuckle... that is too funny... somehow though, I just don't think it would work for us...

    Hugs,
    ~T
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #3
    taleena said:

    Thank you for the much
    Thank you for the much needed chuckle... that is too funny... somehow though, I just don't think it would work for us...

    Hugs,
    ~T

    I was thinking of changing
    I was thinking of changing heart attack to BC, but that didn't work either! LOL

    Chen♥
  • pitt
    pitt Member Posts: 387
    #4
    chenheart said:

    I was thinking of changing
    I was thinking of changing heart attack to BC, but that didn't work either! LOL

    Chen♥

    Perfect! Thanks for the
    Perfect! Thanks for the laugh. Very needed right now...

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