A few giggles....I couldn't resist passing them on....

KathiM
KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under..
Every calendar's days are numbered.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Hugs, Kathi

Comments

  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #2
    LOL
    Funny............. Thanks K
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #3
    email sent to me, you've probably already read this
    Kathi's 'Bakers trade bread recipes' reminded me of this one:

    A Sad Passing

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
    The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
    trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
    Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
    Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in
    show-business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    schemes.Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and
    was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Dough boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three
    children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
    also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    Please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on
    and share this with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
  • teresa41
    teresa41 Member Posts: 471
    #4
    Marcia527 said:

    email sent to me, you've probably already read this
    Kathi's 'Bakers trade bread recipes' reminded me of this one:

    A Sad Passing

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
    The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
    trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
    celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
    Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
    Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
    Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in
    show-business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
    considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
    schemes.Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and
    was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Dough boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three
    children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
    also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    Please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on
    and share this with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

    cute
    both are funny and cute!
  • Zhentup
    Zhentup Member Posts: 43
    #5
    teresa41 said:

    cute
    both are funny and cute!

    Groans and laughs
    Nothing like a good pun to get my spirits up!!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #6
    Zhentup said:

    Groans and laughs
    Nothing like a good pun to get my spirits up!!

    Those were both great. I
    Those were both great. I love puns and play on words.
    Stef

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