Boy or Girl?

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tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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  • Lynda53
    Lynda53 Member Posts: 210
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    good morning chuckle thanks
    Peace
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
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    :-) I love the clever people
    :-) I love the clever people who think these things up! Thanks for sharing!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • newbiefromcananda
    newbiefromcananda Member Posts: 234
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    LOL WAY TO MAKE MY DAY
    LOL WAY TO MAKE MY DAY AGAIN XXOXOXO LISA
  • Mikes Sunshine
    Mikes Sunshine Member Posts: 129
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    newbiefromcananda said:

    LOL WAY TO MAKE MY DAY
    LOL WAY TO MAKE MY DAY AGAIN XXOXOXO LISA

    thanks
    Thank you, that was a good one. Nancy
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
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    Mikes Sunshine said:

    thanks
    Thank you, that was a good one. Nancy

    Nancy
    Welcome back.
    How are you doing?
    We've missed you.

    Margo
  • Mikes Sunshine
    Mikes Sunshine Member Posts: 129
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    tommaseena said:

    Nancy
    Welcome back.
    How are you doing?
    We've missed you.

    Margo

    Margo
    Hi,I am doing well. I am back to work full time. I started back in Sept. I work in an elemantary school with special needs children. I am pretty tired after work. Trying to keep up with a full day of work, followed by PT 3 times a week for lymphodemia and a frozen shoulder, Christmas shopping,Planning my Wedding which was on Oct.10th. I just have not had much time to get on the boards. I have tried to stay in touch with many of the sisters in pink thru Facebook. I made a new years resolution, it was to make more time for me so I hope to be on more often. Many times I come on and read the postings but don't reply. I hope you are well and I would still love to try to get together. Nancy

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