Do You See It?

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Before our pastor gets to the subject matter of his sermon, he usually captures the attention of our congregation by telling a joke or funny story. I had heard this one before but found it as funny as the first time I heard it:

One evening a preacher held a country-type baptism. This is where those desiring baptism are submerged into a shallow pond. Quite often, many people gather around either to be baptized or to watch with curiosity at the baptism. On this occasion a drunk man wandered up to the scene, and stood next to the preacher.

The preacher unknowingly dunked the drunk into the water, then quickly brought him up. He said to the drunk, "Did you find the Holy Spirit?"

The drunk shook his head and said, "No."

The preacher then dunked him and again repeated, "Did you find the Holy Spirit?"

Again the drunk shook his head. The preacher then dunked him a third time, only held his head underwater for about 30 seconds.

The preacher then brought the struggling drunk up and, as before, he repeated the question, "Did you find Him yet?"

The drunk finally caught his breath, shook his head and answered, "Are you sure you lost him in this spot?"

Comments

  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Ha, ha, ha!! The moral of
    Ha, ha, ha!! The moral of this story, just say "yes". LOL!!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha, ha, ha!! The moral of
    Ha, ha, ha!! The moral of this story, just say "yes". LOL!!

    Funny .,..
    Margo,

    Thanks for the laugh this morning ..


    VickiSam
  • blazytracy
    blazytracy Member Posts: 157
    FUNNY!
    Needed a good laugh today! Thanks!
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    Thank you, I love your
    Thank you, I love your jokes, stories. Bad day today so really needed the laugh.
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    VickiSam said:

    Funny .,..
    Margo,

    Thanks for the laugh this morning ..


    VickiSam

    Love it!
    Angie

    Love it!

    Angie