Holiday Diet Tips

nudgie
nudgie Member Posts: 1,478 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6, Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream

8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

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  • Shayenne
    Shayenne Member Posts: 2,342
    #2
    HaHa!
    This sounds like my kind of diet! lol!

    Hugsss!
    ~Donna
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    #3
    Shayenne said:

    HaHa!
    This sounds like my kind of diet! lol!

    Hugsss!
    ~Donna

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  • SandyL
    SandyL Member Posts: 218
    #4
    unknown said:

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    I agree
    sounds like it's the diet for me.
    Sandy
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
    #5
    SandyL said:

    I agree
    sounds like it's the diet for me.
    Sandy

    Hmmmmm
    None of the above apply here, just had a handful of chocolate almonds, chocolate raisins and I am on my way to make tamales.

    Bye!
  • KATE58
    KATE58 Member Posts: 299
    #6
    Nana b said:

    Hmmmmm
    None of the above apply here, just had a handful of chocolate almonds, chocolate raisins and I am on my way to make tamales.

    Bye!

    I heard if you eat real
    I heard if you eat real SLOW,
    it gives the calories a chance to evaporate!

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