Monday night joke

sweetvickid
sweetvickid Member Posts: 459 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are
the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
the girl to describe the incident.

'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss,
Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say '****,' the Rottweiler ate her!'


The teacher had to leave the room.

Comments

  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #2
    LOL
    Thank you, that was VERY funny................I needed a laugh tonight
    Hugs Jxxxxxxx
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #3
    tasha_111 said:

    LOL
    Thank you, that was VERY funny................I needed a laugh tonight
    Hugs Jxxxxxxx

    That was funny, sad but
    That was funny, sad but funny.
    Stef
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #4
    fauxma said:

    That was funny, sad but
    That was funny, sad but funny.
    Stef

    funny
    Thanks for the laugh.

    Margo
  • Wolfi
    Wolfi Member Posts: 425
    #5
    Hmm...
    This should be really funny, but since we have three cats it is a little sad for me to think like that.

    It makes me wonder the reason the teacher had to leave the room: to get sick or because she was laughing too hard.

    I do like these jokes but don't think I'll be reading this one to my husband or kids.
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #6
    LOL Vicki! Thanks!

    LOL Vicki! Thanks!
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #7
    susie09 said:

    LOL Vicki! Thanks!

    LOL Vicki! Thanks!

    This was sad and funny too!
    This was sad and funny too! Thank you Vicki!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #8
    fauxma said:

    That was funny, sad but
    That was funny, sad but funny.
    Stef

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  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #9
    fauxma said:

    That was funny, sad but
    That was funny, sad but funny.
    Stef

    Love it! lol

    Love it! lol
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #10
    Wolfi said:

    Hmm...
    This should be really funny, but since we have three cats it is a little sad for me to think like that.

    It makes me wonder the reason the teacher had to leave the room: to get sick or because she was laughing too hard.

    I do like these jokes but don't think I'll be reading this one to my husband or kids.

    Hmmmmmmmmmm and HAHA!

    Hmmmmmmmmmm and HAHA!

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