Nudist colony‏

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother

asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.



Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,

he cuts a photo in half and mails it.



The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the

bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then

remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is,

and hopes she won't notice.



A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture.
Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma

Comments

  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #2
    OMG, too funny.
    Thank goodness for poor eyesight!! LOL. Imagine the surprise of her friends when they see that photo in the picture frame....
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #3
    MyTurnNow said:

    OMG, too funny.
    Thank goodness for poor eyesight!! LOL. Imagine the surprise of her friends when they see that photo in the picture frame....

    Hysterical!!!!

    Hysterical!!!!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #4
    carkris said:

    Hysterical!!!!

    Hysterical!!!!

    The joke was so funny but
    The joke was so funny but the picture in the frame put me over the edge with laughter.
    LOL

    Stef
  • mizcaldwell
    mizcaldwell Member Posts: 143
    #5
    You were up early to type
    You were up early to type this in - but what a funny joke. I laughed out loud - loudly - and then shared it with a co-worker who also laughed out loud!

    Thanks for the happy endorphins!

    Lori
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #6
    mizcaldwell said:

    You were up early to type
    You were up early to type this in - but what a funny joke. I laughed out loud - loudly - and then shared it with a co-worker who also laughed out loud!

    Thanks for the happy endorphins!

    Lori

    Up early because
    I was up early because I had my two week follow-up from tissue expanders taken out and silicone boobs put in and had to drive 3 hours for a 10 minute appointment but worth every mile. Visit went well and everything is fine now the surgeon doesn't want me to wear a bra or if I do instead of a support bra just one of the flimsy ones.

    Margo
  • meena1
    meena1 Member Posts: 1,003
    #7
    tommaseena said:

    Up early because
    I was up early because I had my two week follow-up from tissue expanders taken out and silicone boobs put in and had to drive 3 hours for a 10 minute appointment but worth every mile. Visit went well and everything is fine now the surgeon doesn't want me to wear a bra or if I do instead of a support bra just one of the flimsy ones.

    Margo

    I loved the jokes. How did
    I loved the jokes. How did your surgery go? did you just have the silicone put in without the latissimus flap being done? my doctor is not happy about just putting the silicone boob in, he wants to take muscle from my back/ ouch
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #8
    meena1 said:

    I loved the jokes. How did
    I loved the jokes. How did your surgery go? did you just have the silicone put in without the latissimus flap being done? my doctor is not happy about just putting the silicone boob in, he wants to take muscle from my back/ ouch

    meena
    I will start another thread with my whole story.

    Margo
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537
    #9
    Good one Margo
    I love all your jokes and I dont have any.
    hugs
    Linda T

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