Monday Funny

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we
had put out in the back yard, scooted back into the house through the
front door. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird.
I went out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with him in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, I don't want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night. So, I explain to the taxi
driver that my husband will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say
goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, He got into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he said, as we drove away. "That stupid b***h
was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get
her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck.
Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into
the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.