3 Nuns At Wrigley Field‏

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A CUBS BASEBALL GAME..

THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..

BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.."

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO.. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,

"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

Comments

  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
    #2
    GM Margo
    Good one! That's what they get! :-)
    Cathy
  • marilyndbk
    marilyndbk Member Posts: 238 Member
    #3
    Cat64 said:

    GM Margo
    Good one! That's what they get! :-)
    Cathy

    Thanks for the laugh. Have
    Thanks for the laugh. Have a good day. Marilyn
  • lovelylola
    lovelylola Member Posts: 279
    #4
    Even nuns can be feisty given the right encouragement
    Margo - Loved this one. Made my 1st post-chemo morning a LOL. By the way, if I haven't already commented I love your new picture. Thanks, Lola

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