The Halloween Kiss The Kiss

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"


She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."


"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."


She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."


The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"



"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."


The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party!"

Comments

  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #2
    Well............
    I thought that was just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks so Much Tommaseena, you made my day (again)

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #3
    tasha_111 said:

    Well............
    I thought that was just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks so Much Tommaseena, you made my day (again)

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxx

    This was so funny. Thanks,
    This was so funny. Thanks, Tommaseena.
    Stef
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #4
    fauxma said:

    This was so funny. Thanks,
    This was so funny. Thanks, Tommaseena.
    Stef

    Oh No..............
    Stef, Please stop doing this unheard of acts of cruelty to this poor little doggie..............
    I can't cope anymore.................
    jxxxxxxxxx

    Sob!!!!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #5
    tasha_111 said:

    Oh No..............
    Stef, Please stop doing this unheard of acts of cruelty to this poor little doggie..............
    I can't cope anymore.................
    jxxxxxxxxx

    Sob!!!!

    Let me say two words that
    Let me say two words that will help you. Road Kill. LOL Don't worry the little doggie will be gone before Thanksgiving (insert evil laughter)
    Stef
  • mlmjt1
    mlmjt1 Member Posts: 537 Member
    #6
    Ohhhh Margo
    THats a laugh out loud joke!!!!!!!! THAT was the best one yet by a mile!! Woman I dont know where you get these but whenever I see your posts a smile always comes to my face before I even read it!

    Thanks again

    Linda T
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #7
    Wow,talk
    about a surprise ending! That was too funny!!

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