Snapdragon part of life

fauxma
fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
I have entered the snapdragon stage of my life. Part of me has snapped and the rest is dragging.
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private tropical vacations.
I was born free, now I'm expensive.
A balanced diet is chocolate in each hand or an ice cream cone
My friends know I am a good egg even if I am cracked and scrambled.

Stef

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  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #2
    Thanks
    Love it, love it, love it. When I want to get my way, I play the cancer card ;-)
  • Tux
    Tux Member Posts: 544
    #3
    CypressCynthia said:

    Thanks
    Love it, love it, love it. When I want to get my way, I play the cancer card ;-)

    Love it!

    Love it!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #4
    Stef...
    Your friends are, indeed, wise. Because you ARE a good egg. Actually, I think you're a GREAT egg.

    And, I have never - EVER - thought of you as cracked nor scrambled.

    :-)

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #5
    LOL
    I love these Stef! And, I think you are great!

    Sue :)
  • aurora2009
    aurora2009 Member Posts: 544 Member
    #6
    I Love the
    I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private tropical vacations.

    That's what I expect to have for the next 5 years
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #7
    Thanks Stef
    It's nice to wake up to a chuckle! ♥Pammy
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #8
    I love these too! Thanks
    I love these too! Thanks for the chuckle.
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #9
    MyTurnNow said:

    I love these too! Thanks
    I love these too! Thanks for the chuckle.

    I love those too Stef!
    I love those too Stef! Thank you!

    Leeza
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #10
    jnl said:

    I love those too Stef!
    I love those too Stef! Thank you!

    Leeza

    Great Stef
    As always, you are wonderful! Huge Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxx
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #11
    tasha_111 said:

    Great Stef
    As always, you are wonderful! Huge Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxx

    Thanks Stef! Loved it!
    Thanks Stef! Loved it!

    Kylez ♥
  • Jadie
    Jadie Member Posts: 723
    #12
    Stef thank you
    so cute! I can relate to every word.
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #13
    Jadie said:

    Stef thank you
    so cute! I can relate to every word.

    Ritzy
    You asked if the dog
    Ritzy
    You asked if the dog was mine. No, I am a cat lady. This actually came from a friend who sent me 10 or so pictures of pets in Halloween costumes. My favorites were this one, one with a dog being swallowed by a crocodile, and one with a little hairy black dog with skinny legs that had four more legs added so he looked like a ugly hairy spider. I would have posted this to your question but I couldn't get it to go and then I forgot where it was posted.
    Stef
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #14
    Stef's Funny ☺
    I love this Stef! Please post more of these when you can! It is so nice to have humor on here and to be able to smile when we log on sometimes, isn't it?

    Love, Jeanne ♥
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #15
    LOL
    I love the one "I was born free, now I'm expensive".
    Then it dawned on me "I was born with nothing and still have most of it left!"
    ♥Pammy
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #16
    Akiss4me said:

    LOL
    I love the one "I was born free, now I'm expensive".
    Then it dawned on me "I was born with nothing and still have most of it left!"
    ♥Pammy

    That is too cute. LOL
    Stef

    That is too cute. LOL
    Stef
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #17
    fauxma said:

    That is too cute. LOL
    Stef

    That is too cute. LOL
    Stef

    Loved this ...
    Thank you so much -- Stef .. LOL, as I can relate!


    VickiSam
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #18
    VickiSam said:

    Loved this ...
    Thank you so much -- Stef .. LOL, as I can relate!


    VickiSam

    Stef, these are great!
    Stef, these are great! Thanks!

    ♥ Noel
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #19
    Noel said:

    Stef, these are great!
    Stef, these are great! Thanks!

    ♥ Noel

    HA
    Some real good ones! Thank you!

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