Another funny for Monday

fauxma
fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...

Sounds to me like she's ....... !
.....been ....sweeping around!!!

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  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #2
    Was there a vacuum in that
    Was there a vacuum in that closet too? Maybe that's where the electric brooms came from.
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #3
    Marcia527 said:

    Was there a vacuum in that
    Was there a vacuum in that closet too? Maybe that's where the electric brooms came from.

    That's good. And the little
    That's good. And the little hand held vacuums too.
    Stef
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #4
    fauxma said:

    That's good. And the little
    That's good. And the little hand held vacuums too.
    Stef

    Thanks for the funny Stef!

    Thanks for the funny Stef!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #5
    Love it Stef! Thanks!

    Love it Stef! Thanks!

    Kylez ♥
  • contrail
    contrail Member Posts: 129
    #6
    That was a good one and a
    That was a good one and a great laugh! Thanks for brightening up a Monday!
  • trish07
    trish07 Member Posts: 138
    #7
    contrail said:

    That was a good one and a
    That was a good one and a great laugh! Thanks for brightening up a Monday!

    That was too cute!
    Put a
    That was too cute!

    Put a smile on my face...thank you.

    Trish
  • lovelylola
    lovelylola Member Posts: 279
    #8
    What a great way to start my
    What a great way to start my evening. I'm just home from work and the hee haw was just what I needed after today. Keep 'em coming. Just a thought - maybe she was doing the Roomba on the side! Lola This is now my 3rd try!!
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #9
    lovelylola said:

    What a great way to start my
    What a great way to start my evening. I'm just home from work and the hee haw was just what I needed after today. Keep 'em coming. Just a thought - maybe she was doing the Roomba on the side! Lola This is now my 3rd try!!

    Your new pic is so funny!
    LOL! I love your new pic Stef. Is that your dog? LOL

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Sue :)
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #10
    Ritzy said:

    Your new pic is so funny!
    LOL! I love your new pic Stef. Is that your dog? LOL

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Sue :)

    Thanks for the laugh
    Thanks for the laugh.
    I'm glad others are posting jokes.

    Margo
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #11
    tommaseena said:

    Thanks for the laugh
    Thanks for the laugh.
    I'm glad others are posting jokes.

    Margo

    Good one!
    Another official 'Daft Sod' stepping up to the plate!!!!!! Woohoooooooo Stef.
    OK, I'll try harder to be an even DAFTER sod. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #12
    tasha_111 said:

    Good one!
    Another official 'Daft Sod' stepping up to the plate!!!!!! Woohoooooooo Stef.
    OK, I'll try harder to be an even DAFTER sod. Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Oh, come on Tasha no one is
    Oh, come on Tasha no one is dafter than you. LOL You are our leader. Daft sods rule. We shall take over the world and daft sodiness will reign supreme.
    I only post jokes that have been sent to me by an old co-worker. She always has good ones.
    I love that we all inject humor into our site. It shows we are so much more than our cancer. And I love hearing about our lives beyond cancer. You and the garden center, Re and the grandkids etc. And that we share so many aspects of our lives, both good and bad. That we are totally here for each other through thick and thin, sunlight and shadow. That is the true definition of friendship.
    Love to all,
    Stef

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