Starting to Get Chili...

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."


  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Kind of sick funny!!
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    This is funny because a long
    This is funny because a long time ago I bought a greeting card and the picture was of a chuckwagon cook beside a fire with a big pot on it and he is holding a mouse over the kettle and looking around to see if anyone is looking. Do you suppose this used to be a secret ingredient?
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Ewwwww!!! Gross....
    Still laughed though! Pammy