Sunburn Treatment

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Bet
> you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn -
>
> A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and
> got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper
> legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly
> admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree
> burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and
> the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous
> intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative,
> and a Viagra pill every four hours.
>
>
>
> The
> nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will
> Viagra do for him,
> Doctor'?
>


> The
> doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his
> condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his
> legs.'

Comments

  • Katz77
    Katz77 Member Posts: 598
    #2
    LOL
    Course, size does matter.
  • Cat64
    Cat64 Member Posts: 1,192
    #3
    GM Margo
    Hilarious! Thank You! Have a good day!
    Cathy
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #4
    Ha-ha-ha!!
    That would work now, wouldn't it!!
  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    #5
    MyTurnNow said:

    Ha-ha-ha!!
    That would work now, wouldn't it!!

    OMG where do you come up
    OMG where do you come up with all the jokes
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #6
    ROFLOL!!!
    I'm telling my Dr this one!! ♥Pammy
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #7
    Akiss4me said:

    ROFLOL!!!
    I'm telling my Dr this one!! ♥Pammy

    In a similar vein... (VEIN LOL)
    A lady has to admit her aged father to an 'Old Folk's Home' She dutifully visits him daily and asks how things are going for him.... "Oh" The Old fella relpies... "It's great, 3 square meals a day, loads of good company and they give us a Viagra every hight before bed!"
    The daughter thinks the old soak is getting confused and actually means vallium, so she asks the matron... The Matron sayd that he is "Perfectly correct, they give them a Viagra pill at night...... 'cos it stops them rolling out of bed!"

    LOL Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • blazytracy
    blazytracy Member Posts: 157
    #8
    hahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #9
    tasha_111 said:

    In a similar vein... (VEIN LOL)
    A lady has to admit her aged father to an 'Old Folk's Home' She dutifully visits him daily and asks how things are going for him.... "Oh" The Old fella relpies... "It's great, 3 square meals a day, loads of good company and they give us a Viagra every hight before bed!"
    The daughter thinks the old soak is getting confused and actually means vallium, so she asks the matron... The Matron sayd that he is "Perfectly correct, they give them a Viagra pill at night...... 'cos it stops them rolling out of bed!"

    LOL Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    TASHA!!!
    Thanks for the laugh!! ♥Pammy
  • kathyrcady
    kathyrcady Member Posts: 27
    #10
    Katz77 said:

    LOL
    Course, size does matter.

    viagra
    Wow that was a good one,,thanks 4 the laugh
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #11
    blazytracy said:

    hahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL

    On the floor laughing .. tee hee hee
    VickiSam

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