I figured out the importance of walking!!

Akiss4me
Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
The Importance Of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $7000.00 per month.

My Grandpa started walking
5 miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and
we don't know where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year,
spent 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise",
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
"well, she looks good, doesn't she."

If you are going to try cross country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years...
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because theres a lot more information in our heads.
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave
I look just fine.

Have a great day everyone!!
♥Pammy

Comments

  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #2
    Love them
    Love them Pammy!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #3
    tommaseena said:

    Love them
    Love them Pammy!

    Enjoyed the posting
    Smiling .. with a hint of laughter. So true
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #4
    Starting Day with a Smile (not a walk)
    Thanks, Pammy. This is very funny. A nice way to start my Saturday morning.

    p.s. Hope you are snoozing away as I write this.
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    #5
    Moopy23 said:

    Starting Day with a Smile (not a walk)
    Thanks, Pammy. This is very funny. A nice way to start my Saturday morning.

    p.s. Hope you are snoozing away as I write this.

    Hubby and I both love this
    Hubby and I both love this one... thanks Pammy
  • chickad52
    chickad52 Member Posts: 497
    #6
    THANKS
    Pammy for starting my day with a laugh!! Have a great weekend!!Hugs, Diane
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #7
    Gee Thanks, Pammy!
    You just HAD to post this on the day I'm doing the 10K didn't you?????

    LOL LOL LOL

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #8
    Love it.
    Good one. I may have to read this every so often when I feel fat. Maybe I should just post it on the frig.
  • Bella Luna
    Bella Luna Member Posts: 1,578 Member
    #9
    These shoes were made for walking...
    Funny that you should mention walking because that is what I have started doing myself. Am going to try and stick with it. Thanks for the funny on exercise, I know what you mean too.

    Take care.

    Bella Luna
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #10
    Bella Luna said:

    These shoes were made for walking...
    Funny that you should mention walking because that is what I have started doing myself. Am going to try and stick with it. Thanks for the funny on exercise, I know what you mean too.

    Take care.

    Bella Luna

    Very funny

    Very funny
  • Wolfi
    Wolfi Member Posts: 425
    #11
    This is funny!
    Thanks, Pammy. I forward some of the funny jokes I read here to my family and friends who are keeping up with my bc treatments. Sometimes sending a joke is nicer than only the medical info all the time (doom and gloom).
  • GreeneyedGirl
    GreeneyedGirl Member Posts: 1,077
    #12
    Wolfi said:

    This is funny!
    Thanks, Pammy. I forward some of the funny jokes I read here to my family and friends who are keeping up with my bc treatments. Sometimes sending a joke is nicer than only the medical info all the time (doom and gloom).

    Oh Pammy!
    I love your outlook on life. Thanks for the giggles!
    Melanie
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