Three golf jokes since I am playing golf today

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1

A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.

He sat down and asked his mate what happened.

"Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball. I called out to the chick and said, 'Lady, does this look like yours?' And the she hit me in the neck with her driver!"


A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the middle.

When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways into the woods.

He was angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2iron which hit a tree and bounced back straight at him.

It hit him in the temple and killed him.

He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big book and said, "I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"

"Yes, I am," he replied.St Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"

The golfer replied,"You bet. After all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"


Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

A: A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.