The coldest igloo

tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were.

They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo.

They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid.

"Not bad," said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.

So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, where upon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.

"Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still.

So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, looked under three hugh back thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there.

He took one of the small balls of ice and put it in a spoon, and held a match under it.

When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

He won.


  • lovelylola
    lovelylola Member Posts: 279
    And this is why after 34
    And this is why after 34 years, I moved from Alaska to Hawaii. At least here a fart goes fart when it is farted!! Have a great day. Lola
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    One of your
    best,tommaseena-only they just keep getting funnier if that's possible! You had me rolling!!
  • padee6339
    padee6339 Member Posts: 763
    HAHAHAHAHA - Gotta send this one to my brother, he is our family pooter!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    Keep 'em coming. Good one!!

    Keep 'em coming. Good one!!
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188