Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess
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tommaseena
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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I let
loose a belly laugh on that one-that was too good! Thanks!!0 -
Awesome!!outdoorgirl said:I let
loose a belly laugh on that one-that was too good! Thanks!!
so funny!! Keep em coming
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Hilarious!lolad said:Awesome!!
so funny!! Keep em coming
laura
I look forward to a new chuckle every day. Can't wait to tell this one to my friend. Thanks!0 -
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Now that is a true blondesurvivorbc09 said:HEHE! Really like this one!
HEHE! Really like this one!
Now that is a true blonde payback!!! I love it!
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