two large garbage bags

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Some may have seen or heard this one before:

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging
two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips
and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd
better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you
get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game
days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.
So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time
some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good
luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know, not everybody pays".

Comments

  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    That's a
    good one! I'm wincing in pain for all of those unfortunate males as I type!
  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member

    That's a
    good one! I'm wincing in pain for all of those unfortunate males as I type!

    EEEEWWWW
    I won't be able to get that picture out of my mind all day!

    teena
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Margo, you crack me up so!!!

    Hugs,

    CR
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    CR1954 said:

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Margo, you crack me up so!!!

    Hugs,

    CR

    LOL! Thanks Margo!

    LOL! Thanks Margo!
  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    Kylez said:

    LOL! Thanks Margo!

    LOL! Thanks Margo!

    That was good, thanks for
    That was good, thanks for the laugh.
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    OMG! LOL
    OMG! LOL

    Hubby just read this over my shoulder, started to laugh, then he just left the room. LOL

    Thanks Margo for another GOOD one!
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Just a thought...
    With or without buns?? :) Pammy
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    TY lol
    So funny Margo! Thank you for another GREAT laugh!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    Akiss4me said:

    Just a thought...
    With or without buns?? :) Pammy

    The original was so funny,
    The original was so funny, but the with or without buns had me busting my sides laughing. After all what's a game without a weiner. Oh my gosh, did I just say that? Hope I didn't offend anyone.
    Stef
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    DianeBC said:

    TY lol
    So funny Margo! Thank you for another GREAT laugh!

    ROFLMAO!
    ROFLMAO!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    Jeanne D said:

    ROFLMAO!
    ROFLMAO!

    Oh No!
    Absolutely Hilarious! Thanks Jxxxxxx
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    tasha_111 said:

    Oh No!
    Absolutely Hilarious! Thanks Jxxxxxx

    LOL I love this one! Thanks
    LOL I love this one! Thanks Margo!