today's blonde joke

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

Comments

  • cruf
    cruf Member Posts: 908
    #2
    jokes!
    2 for 2! Great way to start the day! Thank you!! HUGS!! Cathy
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #3
    HA
    Love it Margo! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    #4
    Oh Margo... where do you
    Oh Margo... where do you come up with these.... as a blonde I thought I had heard them all... Obviously not... two good ones today!!! lol

    Hugs,

    ~T
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #5
    taleena said:

    Oh Margo... where do you
    Oh Margo... where do you come up with these.... as a blonde I thought I had heard them all... Obviously not... two good ones today!!! lol

    Hugs,

    ~T

    Very funny Margo! Thanks!

    Very funny Margo! Thanks!
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #6
    taleena said:

    Oh Margo... where do you
    Oh Margo... where do you come up with these.... as a blonde I thought I had heard them all... Obviously not... two good ones today!!! lol

    Hugs,

    ~T

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