How Rude!

tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
This morning I nipped out to the beer store ( Yes I Did) and I was stood in the queue to pay and there was a group of old guys in front of me laughing and joking.........BUT, One of them turned round and GAWPED at my boobs..Totally Blatant, I was Very Very uncomfortable, thinking I might have slipped my padding and become a spectacle. But, when I got home I checked and I looked even. So it was a pure pervy look..........I had to stare back at him to get him to look away.

I wonder how he would have felt had he known that the object of his desire was a dollar store dogs' toy? LOLOL
Jxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #2
    He would have been really
    He would have been really scared if it had squeeked.
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #3
    Well......
    Not having the requisite pair, I am not getting any leers at my bosom. So I am sorta envious that yours inspired lewd stares. Maybe you should use a different padding...the stuffing from that football you wrestled from Riva is clearly too potent.
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #4
    Moopy23 said:

    Well......
    Not having the requisite pair, I am not getting any leers at my bosom. So I am sorta envious that yours inspired lewd stares. Maybe you should use a different padding...the stuffing from that football you wrestled from Riva is clearly too potent.

    LOL
    Marcia..........Hilarious!..I should have left the squeaker in and given it a tweak! LOL

    Moopster.....I dunno........the guy must have been 75.....maybe he was blindf and daft? Hey........I didn't tell you.......'Corvette Man came back!'........ON MY DAY OFF!.......BUGGERRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #5
    LOL!!!
    "be careful...they may bark at you! (squeak!!)" ROFLOL!! :) Pammy
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #6
    So funny Tash
    next time please do get one with a squeaker. I would love to see that..makes my whole day just giggling about what he would have done! or maybe a little bike horn that toots and a sign on your chest that says honk if your horney!! teehee
    jackie
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #7
    LOL
    With the antic on this board we could host our own bc comedy show that would have them rolling in the isles....Tasha you are a card for sure!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #8
    tasha_111 said:

    LOL
    Marcia..........Hilarious!..I should have left the squeaker in and given it a tweak! LOL

    Moopster.....I dunno........the guy must have been 75.....maybe he was blindf and daft? Hey........I didn't tell you.......'Corvette Man came back!'........ON MY DAY OFF!.......BUGGERRRRRRRRRRRRR

    I was
    wondering what happened to corvette man!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #9
    Now I'm
    lol ,and I have never typed that before! Too funny Tash!
  • bfbear
    bfbear Member Posts: 380
    #10
    outdoorgirl said:

    Now I'm
    lol ,and I have never typed that before! Too funny Tash!

    Tasha, you're the greatest!
    I lol everyday because of your posts!!!
    Thank you soooooooooooooo much for your great sense of humor (the best part of the "after effects" today was, "honk if you're horny!" Thanks rjjj!) HA!
    Love ya,
    Debi
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #11
    outdoorgirl said:

    Now I'm
    lol ,and I have never typed that before! Too funny Tash!

    Pervy Old Git
    He wouldn't look away until I stared him down............Men! HUH!

    Probably he didn't realize that he was letching at me. I bloody well did!

    Thanks Hun Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    #12
    Oh tash!
    This entire thread is TOO FUNNY!!! I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying!

    I'm picturing you staring the old boy down!

    Please keep making me laugh!!

    Hugs,

    CR
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #13
    CR1954 said:

    Oh tash!
    This entire thread is TOO FUNNY!!! I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying!

    I'm picturing you staring the old boy down!

    Please keep making me laugh!!

    Hugs,

    CR

    CR
    He was just so rude!.........Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #14
    Tit For Tat
    Well, some people gawk at Boobs,while other people simply ARE Boobs......and ya know what they say: "Ya can't fix Stupid"

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    #15
    chenheart said:

    Tit For Tat
    Well, some people gawk at Boobs,while other people simply ARE Boobs......and ya know what they say: "Ya can't fix Stupid"

    Hugs,
    Claudia

    Corvette
    Tasha ... I just knew Corvette Guy would come back. I just knew he would realize he needed many, many more plants ... and your advice on growing them. Hope you're at work the next time he's around.

    hugs.
    teena
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #16
    tgf said:

    Corvette
    Tasha ... I just knew Corvette Guy would come back. I just knew he would realize he needed many, many more plants ... and your advice on growing them. Hope you're at work the next time he's around.

    hugs.
    teena

    teena
    So do I............
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #17
    tasha_111 said:

    teena
    So do I............

    Tasha, you are the funniest!

    Tasha, you are the funniest! Thanks for the laugh again! lol
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    #18
    Haha!
    I could never attract a Corvette guy!! I'm more the rusty Ford pick-up, with the dancing hula girl on the dashboard type! Those are the types that I get noticed by!!!

    Oh well, I guess I had better be grateful for what I can get!

    Hugs,

    CR
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #19
    lol and if it would have
    lol and if it would have squeeked, how hilarious!
  • dmc_emmy
    dmc_emmy Member Posts: 549
    #20
    DianeBC said:

    lol and if it would have
    lol and if it would have squeeked, how hilarious!

    I shared this one with my daughter...
    you should have seen her face of total disbelief. I told her, "That's Tasha." Well, I thought it was funny. Squeak it next time, now that would be a hoot! You'ld be the next Marx brother (except, I assume, that it would be smaller than a horn).
    dmc

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