another blonde joke for today--sorry all blondes out there

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

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  • prv
    prv Member Posts: 107
    #2
    newly diagnosed
    I have just been diagnosed with invasive lobular ca. I have undergone bilateral mastectomies with axillary dissection on one side which showed two positive lymph nodes. i am awaiting bone scan / ct scan to rule out mets. I am a single mother of an adopted seven year old who has already lost two parents. I can't sleep and have no one to talk to. i don't know what to do.
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #3
    Tommaseena,
    that one cracked me up!!
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    #4
    tommaseena...too funny...
    tommaseena...too funny... but I'm not crapping in my carburetor...lol

    ~T
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    #5
    prv said:

    newly diagnosed
    I have just been diagnosed with invasive lobular ca. I have undergone bilateral mastectomies with axillary dissection on one side which showed two positive lymph nodes. i am awaiting bone scan / ct scan to rule out mets. I am a single mother of an adopted seven year old who has already lost two parents. I can't sleep and have no one to talk to. i don't know what to do.

    prv.... I am so sorry to
    prv.... I am so sorry to hear about your dx. But I am glad that you found this site. Of course your scared... all of us have been there at one time or another... You have come to a great place to receive support, get information from others who have walked a path similar to yours, and others on completely different treatment paths.. but all of us having the commonality of the "beast"... bc..

    Please come here often..post whenever you need... the people here are wonderful, you will find friendship, comfort, and laughter....things that we ALL need.

    Take care... and gentle hugs to you.

    ~T
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    #6
    ROFLMAO.......
    My hair is brown, and I'm pretty sure that I couldn't even FIND the carburetor! LOL!!

    Good one!!

    CR
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #7
    Great one!!
    I work for a large car dealership in their body shop, so I can't wait to tell this one when I stop in for a visit!! Thanks, now I can show them just how productive I've been while I've been on my leave!! The great part is that they haven't seen me since I changed my hair color....they still think I'm blond!! Ha, ha....te,he :) Pammy

    PS) CR...Look, I think we may be sporting the same hair shade!!
  • tjhay
    tjhay Member Posts: 655
    #8
    Blonde
    To funny, and seeing as I don't know if I am still a blonde or not I'll let it slide
    rofl hahahahaha
    Happy smiles
    Tjhay
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    #9
    prv said:

    newly diagnosed
    I have just been diagnosed with invasive lobular ca. I have undergone bilateral mastectomies with axillary dissection on one side which showed two positive lymph nodes. i am awaiting bone scan / ct scan to rule out mets. I am a single mother of an adopted seven year old who has already lost two parents. I can't sleep and have no one to talk to. i don't know what to do.

    Sorry to hear....
    PRV, so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. Sounds like you have already made it through a huge hurdle...the surgery. You have taken another big step in coming here.
    Being a single Mom I think makes your road a little harder to tread. I couldn't imagine. Do you have family or some close friends that can support you? Do you belong to a church? A lot of times they have programs to help out. Also, I would suggest calling your local ACS and ask if they have a "Reach to Recovery" program that will put you in touch with someone who is going though a similar situation. They will hook up with you and help you one on one to get through your journey.
    Also, you need your rest!! Maybe think about talking to your DR about something to help you sleep at night. I think talking to someone helps the most for a lot of us. So please come here often. Ask questions, cry, vent, laugh and maybe just add your opinion if thats what you feel like doing. Alot of us are here daily!! You can usually find me on here all hours of the night too! Keep your chin up!! We will be here to help you through your journey. :) Pammy
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #10
    prv said:

    newly diagnosed
    I have just been diagnosed with invasive lobular ca. I have undergone bilateral mastectomies with axillary dissection on one side which showed two positive lymph nodes. i am awaiting bone scan / ct scan to rule out mets. I am a single mother of an adopted seven year old who has already lost two parents. I can't sleep and have no one to talk to. i don't know what to do.

    Hi prv! I want to welcome
    Hi prv! I want to welcome you to the site. I am very sorry that you are here because of bc, but, we are here to support you and to help you. Good luck with your bone scan. I will pray for good results! Please update us. Hugs, Jeanne
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #11
    tjhay said:

    Blonde
    To funny, and seeing as I don't know if I am still a blonde or not I'll let it slide
    rofl hahahahaha
    Happy smiles
    Tjhay

    Another Blonde........Joking
    What do you call an intelligent Blonde?......................A Golden Retriever!

    FBI Are advertising for hitmen and the list is whittled down to 3, 2 men and a blonde. They send the first man into a room and tell him "Your Wife is in there, here's a loaded gun...You must shoot her" ......He refused to enter the room and was told..."You are not the man for this job take your wife and go home"

    The second man is given the same instructions, he enters the room and promptly bursts into tears and tells them he can't do it either. He is given his marching orders too.

    Then the Blonde had her turn.......She walks into the room where her husband is, There are sounds of gunfire and screaming and mayhem.......eventually she walks out and announces..."The gun you gave me was filled with Blanks, I had to Beat him to death with a chair!"

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxx (Yep, a blonde)
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #12
    tasha_111 said:

    Another Blonde........Joking
    What do you call an intelligent Blonde?......................A Golden Retriever!

    FBI Are advertising for hitmen and the list is whittled down to 3, 2 men and a blonde. They send the first man into a room and tell him "Your Wife is in there, here's a loaded gun...You must shoot her" ......He refused to enter the room and was told..."You are not the man for this job take your wife and go home"

    The second man is given the same instructions, he enters the room and promptly bursts into tears and tells them he can't do it either. He is given his marching orders too.

    Then the Blonde had her turn.......She walks into the room where her husband is, There are sounds of gunfire and screaming and mayhem.......eventually she walks out and announces..."The gun you gave me was filled with Blanks, I had to Beat him to death with a chair!"

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxx (Yep, a blonde)

    OK
    Where do you guys get all of your blond jokes from?! Pretty funny,you guys!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #13
    outdoorgirl said:

    OK
    Where do you guys get all of your blond jokes from?! Pretty funny,you guys!

    Real life. LOL
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #14
    prv said:

    newly diagnosed
    I have just been diagnosed with invasive lobular ca. I have undergone bilateral mastectomies with axillary dissection on one side which showed two positive lymph nodes. i am awaiting bone scan / ct scan to rule out mets. I am a single mother of an adopted seven year old who has already lost two parents. I can't sleep and have no one to talk to. i don't know what to do.

    Prv I am so sorry. Please
    Prv I am so sorry. Please know that we are here to support you!

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