Ballot...... My Sister....

Kristin N said:

Aw Joe, how mean! lol
Don't blame the Moopster! She looks so angelic, and, I am sure she is! (?) So, don't act like a Daft Sod, you Daft Sod! lol

Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
Moopy is my wife. That means I'm obligated to blame her despite her admittedly angelic looks and personality. Just like she's obligated to blame me for everything because I'm her husband.

In fact, I'm pretty sure it was written into our wedding vows that way.