Expert in Horticulture?.....ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I figured he was just drunk (as usual) BUT: (Yes he was) He had claimed one of my plants!
He challenged me a competition.....: "THIS.. is MY tomato plant, I have Potted it on and used the Farfar fertilizer and watered it in and staked it, I am going to really look after it, I bet you that I get tomatoes before you do!"
I have 22 Heirloom English Moneymakers on the go in the greenhouse, he thinks this is a joke..."english tomatoes, in Canada.....They Won't Grow"
He's such an expert (Ex as in 'Has-been' and spurt as in 'Drip under pressure')
Anyway I graciously and humbly accepted his challenge.
Lets wait and see who wins this one eh?.... By the way, Has anyone here ever managed to get tomatoes off a CATNIP plant?
LOLOL.......I couldn't tell him, I was just helpless!
Final thought......When I met him, he looked like Oliver Reed...Now he just ACTS like him.
Hugs Jxxxxxxxx
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OMG
Well, that was the best story I've heard in awhile, Tasha!!
You have GOT to keep us apprised of the competition.
Will he figure out THE TRUTH?????
Will SHE tell him????
Will tomatoes grow on a catnip plant?????????
Stay tuned for the next installment of, "As the Tomatoe Ripens."
One of the DOS's (Daft Old Sods),
Debi0 -
J!!! Debi!!!bfbear said:OMG
Well, that was the best story I've heard in awhile, Tasha!!
You have GOT to keep us apprised of the competition.
Will he figure out THE TRUTH?????
Will SHE tell him????
Will tomatoes grow on a catnip plant?????????
Stay tuned for the next installment of, "As the Tomatoe Ripens."
One of the DOS's (Daft Old Sods),
Debi
OKAY, on behalf of ALL within THE DAFT SOD CLUB...
NOTE to J - YES! You MUST keep us informed...
So that our dear DEBI (because she's such a creative and talented writer; and, it's your exciting concept, Debi!) can craft episodes of the saga "As the Tomato Ripens"!!!
Amazing! The Daft Sod Club is now officially producing its own soap opera! HA! (I smell money...)
Kind regards, Susan0 -
I Felt sorry for himChristmas Girl said:J!!! Debi!!!
OKAY, on behalf of ALL within THE DAFT SOD CLUB...
NOTE to J - YES! You MUST keep us informed...
So that our dear DEBI (because she's such a creative and talented writer; and, it's your exciting concept, Debi!) can craft episodes of the saga "As the Tomato Ripens"!!!
Amazing! The Daft Sod Club is now officially producing its own soap opera! HA! (I smell money...)
Kind regards, Susan
And I gave him a real tomato plant that we found amongst the fuchsias........
I didn't tell him the first one was a Catnip...I sort of thought he would figure that out for himself..........eventually...........LOL
This 4 inch contained a huge tomato Plant and a very small Fuchsia...
He exclaimed tonight..........."Ohhhhhhh look, it's already got a tomato on it!"....It was a bud on the fucshia..............LOL........I have never had to bite my tongue so hard............LOLOL0 -
As the Tomato Ripens
Jxxxxxxxx
I love it! we need new installments as soon as possible. All of us DS or DOS in the DSClub or DOSClub will be waiting anxiously for the first flowering of the catnip, er tomato plant. Or, could it be a hybrid? catnomato? tomatnip?
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Cats-toycats_toy said:As the Tomato Ripens
Jxxxxxxxx
I love it! we need new installments as soon as possible. All of us DS or DOS in the DSClub or DOSClub will be waiting anxiously for the first flowering of the catnip, er tomato plant. Or, could it be a hybrid? catnomato? tomatnip?
=^..^=
You are just too funny!.........You see whats going to happen here? ,, This is going to be bloody hilarious!0 -
Debi...tasha_111 said:Cats-toy
You are just too funny!.........You see whats going to happen here? ,, This is going to be bloody hilarious!
I hope you're taking notes!
Kindest regards, Susan
P.S.: Maybe you and Cat can be co-writers?0 -
okay roflmao.... oh my myChristmas Girl said:Debi...
I hope you're taking notes!
Kindest regards, Susan
P.S.: Maybe you and Cat can be co-writers?
okay roflmao.... oh my my my... tears in my eyes.. can't figure out if it's from the pain from the drain tube or just from the gut busting laughter... and HE KEEPS YOU???
too too funny..
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OMG!taleena said:okay roflmao.... oh my my
okay roflmao.... oh my my my... tears in my eyes.. can't figure out if it's from the pain from the drain tube or just from the gut busting laughter... and HE KEEPS YOU???
too too funny..
~T
I am going to the chatroom now.............hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
OK Tashatasha_111 said:I Felt sorry for him
And I gave him a real tomato plant that we found amongst the fuchsias........
I didn't tell him the first one was a Catnip...I sort of thought he would figure that out for himself..........eventually...........LOL
This 4 inch contained a huge tomato Plant and a very small Fuchsia...
He exclaimed tonight..........."Ohhhhhhh look, it's already got a tomato on it!"....It was a bud on the fucshia..............LOL........I have never had to bite my tongue so hard............LOLOL
You have to start
OK Tasha
You have to start glueing/tying little baby tomatoes on the thing so he'll keep believing in his expertise!
Dee0 -
I TOLDladybug22 said:lol
i love it i love it i just dont no what to say so funny. tomorrow not long now tasha
I Got to work this morning and told Renee (Herr Obermeister) about this, she just creased up laughing. We decided it would be a good idea to go to the dollar store and get some green and red christmas baubles and hang them on it in a couple of weeks time......."Ohhhhh Look Hun, You are winning!"
LOL
Hugs J......Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx0 -
CHRISTMAS Baubles? :-)tasha_111 said:I TOLD
I Got to work this morning and told Renee (Herr Obermeister) about this, she just creased up laughing. We decided it would be a good idea to go to the dollar store and get some green and red christmas baubles and hang them on it in a couple of weeks time......."Ohhhhh Look Hun, You are winning!"
LOL
Hugs J......Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
CHRISTMAS GIRL, BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY...
Simply could NOT resist posting here!
Excellently creative idea... The green baubles "not yet ripened" - the red baubles "ready to eat"...
HA HA HA! Yeah, dude - take a bite out of one of THOSE! tee hee, tee hee
Kind regards, Susan0 -
Jxxxxxxxtasha_111 said:I TOLD
I Got to work this morning and told Renee (Herr Obermeister) about this, she just creased up laughing. We decided it would be a good idea to go to the dollar store and get some green and red christmas baubles and hang them on it in a couple of weeks time......."Ohhhhh Look Hun, You are winning!"
LOL
Hugs J......Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
when are you picking up your baby boy? I really am positive you will have a great time with him, take all the time off work they will allow, it will be worth it, and let us know how the tomato saga goes.
You can tell your other half the name of is plant is faux reds: they are thick skinned and a little dry inside...hehe
or, for Christmas Girl, you can name them red and green ornamental hardy christmas tomatoes.
Please keep us up to date on the plot line.
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Catamips??????CR1954 said:This is the first........
This is the first chance that I've had to read this thread. I have just one thing to say....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J, you have totally made my day!
CR
Follow along in THIS episode, as we watch the Expert Horticulturist trying to discover the source of his amazing glassy fruits. What COULD they be? They are definitely not tomatoes...
Meanwhile, the feline community has gathered near to throw themselves at his feet, assaulting his prize plant and tossing the baublefruits everywhere... What is causing their strange and destructive behavior? And what is that odd, minty smell?
Stay tuned for the next episode of, "As the Tomatoe Ripens..."
Debi0 -
Well it has to be a newbfbear said:Catamips??????
Follow along in THIS episode, as we watch the Expert Horticulturist trying to discover the source of his amazing glassy fruits. What COULD they be? They are definitely not tomatoes...
Meanwhile, the feline community has gathered near to throw themselves at his feet, assaulting his prize plant and tossing the baublefruits everywhere... What is causing their strange and destructive behavior? And what is that odd, minty smell?
Stay tuned for the next episode of, "As the Tomatoe Ripens..."
Debi
Well it has to be a new species, don't it? Tasha/Julia gets to name it!0 -
GO, Debi!!!bfbear said:Catamips??????
Follow along in THIS episode, as we watch the Expert Horticulturist trying to discover the source of his amazing glassy fruits. What COULD they be? They are definitely not tomatoes...
Meanwhile, the feline community has gathered near to throw themselves at his feet, assaulting his prize plant and tossing the baublefruits everywhere... What is causing their strange and destructive behavior? And what is that odd, minty smell?
Stay tuned for the next episode of, "As the Tomatoe Ripens..."
Debi
Nice job on Episode 2 - love it!
Kind regards, Susan0
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