My funny true story

creampuff91344
creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
My grandson, 4 years old at the time, got into my car to travel to a birthday party, and began telling me about his "visit from the diaherra" the night before. The little thing was so serious, and I could hardly keep from laughing as he described his ordeal. Fifteen minutes later I finally got a word in, and asked him, "Taylor, what do you think causes that?" He thought for a minute, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "Sometimes your butt just does that to you." I had to pull off the freeway before I wrecked my car laughing at that one. My goal in life is to live long enough to be able to pass this story along at his wedding reception. (He just turned 18, so it will be a while.) THAT is my funniest story ever. Hugs.

Judy

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  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #2
    OMG!
    I think that is the funniest and cutest story I have ever heard in my life! How sweet! I would have had to pull over too. Kids are so innocent and so funny without even knowing it. Thanks for that darling story Judy! I am going to have to repeat that one!

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  • tjhay
    tjhay Member Posts: 655
    #3
    little story
    You have made me smile for the first time today thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #4
    tjhay said:

    little story
    You have made me smile for the first time today thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!

    That is hilarious! Thank
    That is hilarious! Thank you for the laugh! Hugs, Noel

    ps does anyone know what the plus sign means next to peoples names? and, some have nothing? just curious
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #5
    Noel said:

    That is hilarious! Thank
    That is hilarious! Thank you for the laugh! Hugs, Noel

    ps does anyone know what the plus sign means next to peoples names? and, some have nothing? just curious

    Plus sign or not plus sign
    If there is a green plus sign that means you have not added them as a friend. If there is a brown bar then you have added them as a friend. It might be that they have added you as their friend.

    Hope it helps. If you float your curser on the plus it will come up with "add as a friend" and then you click add on the next screen that comes up. Your friend that you added will get a notification the next time they sign in.

    Margo
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #6
    tjhay said:

    little story
    You have made me smile for the first time today thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks
    Thanks for the story. I am sure my Jake will come up with some.

    Actually, one day my husband at the time called me at work and asked if I had hot water for my shower and I told him that it was warmer than luke warm--he told me that his shower was ice cold. I told him to go down stairs and hit the reset button and check the red button on the heater to make sure it was on. Well of course he didn't believe me and called the furnace company--they told him the same thing I told him. Well he only hit the reset button and nothing happened. Furnace company came over turned the red switch on. I made him pay for that call.

    What had happened is Jake was riding his bike in the cellar the night before and clicked the red button off. I LMAO. There will be many more since Jake is almost 6.

    Margo
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #7
    tommaseena said:

    Thanks
    Thanks for the story. I am sure my Jake will come up with some.

    Actually, one day my husband at the time called me at work and asked if I had hot water for my shower and I told him that it was warmer than luke warm--he told me that his shower was ice cold. I told him to go down stairs and hit the reset button and check the red button on the heater to make sure it was on. Well of course he didn't believe me and called the furnace company--they told him the same thing I told him. Well he only hit the reset button and nothing happened. Furnace company came over turned the red switch on. I made him pay for that call.

    What had happened is Jake was riding his bike in the cellar the night before and clicked the red button off. I LMAO. There will be many more since Jake is almost 6.

    Margo

    Judy........
    Tooooooooooooo funny, I love it!

    Kids say the funniest things..........I remember when Jamie was about 6 and I was driving him to school, he was ranting on about 'the lord's my shepherd' etc etc (which he'd been taught in school the day previously.) .....when we passed 'Bill the Shepherd' throwing his stick at his rapidly disappearing collie and jumping up and down on his hat, scarlet faced, screaming expletives!

    Jamie asked me...: ......"Is He Jesus?"

    O M G!!!!!!!!.... I could barely find the gearstick for laughing!!!!!!!!!!
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    #8
    They are too funny and come
    They are too funny and come up with the funniest things to say when they are little. I miss those days. And.... you will be there to tell the story. Would love to see his face when you tell everyone. That would be precious. Hugs, Lili
  • Aortus
    Aortus Member Posts: 967
    #9
    Gee thanks, Judy
    I made the mistake of telling this story to Moopy while she was driving Eefy and me to the vet's this morning. When she heard the punchline, she laughed so hard she nearly drove her car into the ditch. I am now under strict orders not to crack Moopsy up while she is driving.
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #10
    Aortus said:

    Gee thanks, Judy
    I made the mistake of telling this story to Moopy while she was driving Eefy and me to the vet's this morning. When she heard the punchline, she laughed so hard she nearly drove her car into the ditch. I am now under strict orders not to crack Moopsy up while she is driving.

    Ok, I can't stop laughing.
    Ok, I can't stop laughing. What a darling story. Thanks!
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #11
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  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    #12
    Kristin N said:

    Ok, I can't stop laughing.
    Ok, I can't stop laughing. What a darling story. Thanks!

    Kids sure have a way of
    Kids sure have a way of making life seem not so bad. Thanks for sharing.
  • creampuff91344
    creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988
    #13
    Kat11 said:

    Kids sure have a way of
    Kids sure have a way of making life seem not so bad. Thanks for sharing.

    I'll try not to crack Moopy
    I'll try not to crack Moopy up while she is driving....can't have that on my head. However, this is the same little guy that when he was three, closed himself in the bathroom, sitting on the pot for about 30 minutes. When I called through the door to ask if he was okay, he informed me he was "taking a duck". We've got to watch what we say, because little ears always hear. Can't wait to relay all of this precious information at just the right time. Hugs.

    Judy
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #14
    creampuff91344 said:

    I'll try not to crack Moopy
    I'll try not to crack Moopy up while she is driving....can't have that on my head. However, this is the same little guy that when he was three, closed himself in the bathroom, sitting on the pot for about 30 minutes. When I called through the door to ask if he was okay, he informed me he was "taking a duck". We've got to watch what we say, because little ears always hear. Can't wait to relay all of this precious information at just the right time. Hugs.

    Judy

    Kids Say--and Do- the Darnedest Things
    Judy, as he admitted, Joe couldn't wait for me to read your post and told me in the car. We laughed and laughed--and then I laughed again when I read it here. Not to mention "taking a duck." You sure do have some stories to recall for this grandson.

    Thank you all for sharing some funny moments your kids have given you.
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #15
    Moopy23 said:

    Kids Say--and Do- the Darnedest Things
    Judy, as he admitted, Joe couldn't wait for me to read your post and told me in the car. We laughed and laughed--and then I laughed again when I read it here. Not to mention "taking a duck." You sure do have some stories to recall for this grandson.

    Thank you all for sharing some funny moments your kids have given you.

    OMG!
    My Mum took Jamie (My Son) shopping when he was about 7 and was aking him what the labels read on things like tomatoes, potatoes,...He got to the freezer section and she asked him " Jamie, what is this?" He replied : "Big Bas tard Turkey" She had to correct him......Big Basted Turkey.....

    LOLOL Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #16
    tasha_111 said:

    OMG!
    My Mum took Jamie (My Son) shopping when he was about 7 and was aking him what the labels read on things like tomatoes, potatoes,...He got to the freezer section and she asked him " Jamie, what is this?" He replied : "Big Bas tard Turkey" She had to correct him......Big Basted Turkey.....

    LOLOL Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    That is
    too good! I was laughing pretty hard over that!
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #17
    outdoorgirl said:

    That is
    too good! I was laughing pretty hard over that!

    I read this over again this
    I read this over again this morning and I am still laughing. Any more stories? Thanks!
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #18
    funny story
    When my son was about 5 years old he had a bird and cage in his room.. one morning before school he came and informed me that his bird was dead, we drove to school grieving, when i picked him up from school i asked how his day was, he said "the weirdest thing happened today mom." I asked what , he said "the teacher asked if anyone had something special to share today" and he said "my bird died today" then he said the teacher got on the piano and the whole class sand happy birthday to you!! he had said "my bird died today " she had heard "its my birthday today"!!!!!!! roflmao!Jackie

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