2nd golf joke

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty

swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and

saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit

through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The

ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed

him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a

good golfer?"


The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"

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  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #2
    Margo - HA HA! #2 :-)
    You're on a ROLL today! You GO, girl!

    Funny!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    #3
    golfer
    my dad would have loved that one! He almost did what he and his friends joked about.
    "hit the ball, drag Louie, hit the ball, drag Louie"
    sorry-that is the punch line, he dies golfing of course
    Cat
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #4
    cats_toy said:

    golfer
    my dad would have loved that one! He almost did what he and his friends joked about.
    "hit the ball, drag Louie, hit the ball, drag Louie"
    sorry-that is the punch line, he dies golfing of course
    Cat

    Golf.
    Do you know, that the word GOLF was a Brit invention, letters standing for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Chauvenist Gits! Anyway...
    LOVED the Jokes! Hugs Jxxxxxx
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #5
    tasha_111 said:

    Golf.
    Do you know, that the word GOLF was a Brit invention, letters standing for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. Chauvenist Gits! Anyway...
    LOVED the Jokes! Hugs Jxxxxxx

    golf
    I'm glad my golf course isn't like that. The ladies at my course get tee times when they want and don't have to wait until afternoon to tee off like some other courses. I don't like to play in the heat of the day.
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #6
    tommaseena said:

    golf
    I'm glad my golf course isn't like that. The ladies at my course get tee times when they want and don't have to wait until afternoon to tee off like some other courses. I don't like to play in the heat of the day.

    Bloody Right!
    Women are no longer second class citizens (not that we ever were, but it made the men feel better to think that)
    My Dad plays Golf, So does my son (Like Happy Gilmour) I tried it once,..totally useless.

    Hugs Jxxxxxx
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #7
    tasha_111 said:

    Bloody Right!
    Women are no longer second class citizens (not that we ever were, but it made the men feel better to think that)
    My Dad plays Golf, So does my son (Like Happy Gilmour) I tried it once,..totally useless.

    Hugs Jxxxxxx

    more than once
    You need to play golf more than once. I never thought I would like it but I love it now. You would love the 19th hole--I do--that's the bar. HAHA
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #8
    tommaseena said:

    more than once
    You need to play golf more than once. I never thought I would like it but I love it now. You would love the 19th hole--I do--that's the bar. HAHA

    Oh Dear
    You know me too well !!!!!!! :)

    Jxxxxxxxxx
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    #9
    tommaseena said:

    more than once
    You need to play golf more than once. I never thought I would like it but I love it now. You would love the 19th hole--I do--that's the bar. HAHA

    That's the best hole and my
    That's the best hole and my favorite also!!!! BTW, I started going to the driving range. My range of motion is still a little stiff but I'm working on it. Did you go out and golf yet? Hugs, Lili
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #10
    mmontero38 said:

    That's the best hole and my
    That's the best hole and my favorite also!!!! BTW, I started going to the driving range. My range of motion is still a little stiff but I'm working on it. Did you go out and golf yet? Hugs, Lili

    Good for you, Lili!
    For getting out there, and doing it! I only golf "pee wee" - or "miniature"... I guess what it's called may depend on where one lives...

    Kind regards, Susan
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #11
    mmontero38 said:

    That's the best hole and my
    That's the best hole and my favorite also!!!! BTW, I started going to the driving range. My range of motion is still a little stiff but I'm working on it. Did you go out and golf yet? Hugs, Lili

    Out there swinging
    I have gone out and played three times(nine holes each time). Swing has changed some because of the port and tissue expanders but other than that feels good to be able to walk the course and have fun. Saturday I am playing 18 holes.

    Hugs, Margo

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