recreational drugs joke

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Each new patient at the clinic where I work must fill out a questionnaire asking basic health and personal-history questions. One query that inevitably gets a "No" answer is, "Do you now use or have you ever used recreational drugs?"

We were unprepared for the response of a young newlywed who wrote: "Yes—birth-control pills."

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  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    LOL
    Carry on! We should all have a joke for the day!!!!!!!! Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxx
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    tasha_111 said:

    LOL
    Carry on! We should all have a joke for the day!!!!!!!! Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxx

    Joke of the day
    I didn't think you would mind if others shared jokes as well.
    They say LAUGHTER is the best medicine and I think we all need some laughter in our days since some of us work hard either at home or in places of employment and we are all dealing with the beast at different stages and may help some.

    It doesn't have to be one person who sends a joke and we can have several a day.

    Hugs,
    Margo
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072

    Joke of the day
    I didn't think you would mind if others shared jokes as well.
    They say LAUGHTER is the best medicine and I think we all need some laughter in our days since some of us work hard either at home or in places of employment and we are all dealing with the beast at different stages and may help some.

    It doesn't have to be one person who sends a joke and we can have several a day.

    Hugs,
    Margo

    Laughter........
    Is the best medicine and we should all be giving it and getting it too.......You go Girl, I love it!

    Your medical joke was funny. Some of these forms ask the daftest questions, I remember when I first started seeing my Onco, I had to fill in a form, It had crazy questions like:

    1) Do you have any worries? (Yeah...everything!)
    2) Is there anything that would make your life easier?...(Not having cancer)
    3) Are there things that you enjoy? (Being well?)
    4) Things you don't enjoy? (Filling out these stupid answers)

    It went on and on, Man! I nearly fell asleep before I got to the first question!

    Hugs Jxxxxxxx
  • mmontero38
    mmontero38 Member Posts: 1,510
    LOL Margo. That's funny. I
    LOL Margo. That's funny. I guess you could say sex is recreational. LOL Hugs, Lili
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    Margo...
    Sound like you have a FUN job! Thanks for sharing!

    Kind regards, Susan