Tomorrows' Joke... I won't have time tomorrow

tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Sorry, I have to post tomorrows joke today, we are going to be over-run at the greenhouse for the next 2 days, all these blokes who have forgotten mothers day until the last moment (ohhhhhhh man are you in the Dog House, you'd better turn up with something REALLY Impressive!)

Picture this:
A moment of beauty, a Mother and her Son holding hands and watching the sunrise........Birds singing, the soft sigh of the grasses in the wind, the sun rising slowly and spectacularly over the horizon a world at peace and in harmony.............

Son asks " Mum, why are you white and I am black?"

She replies.....


"Don't even go there, from what I can remember of THAT party it's a wonder you don't BARK!"

Comments

  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #2
    Thanks
    Thanks again for a laugh. I will read again tomorrow as well.

    Margo
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #3
    Wowza!
    Yeah, that one's good enough to last for TWO days! :-)

    Hey - don't work TOO hard... I'm worried about you...

    Kind regards, Susan
  • djteach
    djteach Member Posts: 273
    #4
    Tasha,
    I don't know what I
    Tasha,
    I don't know what I would do without you! Tee-Hee-Hee!
    Love ya,
    Donna
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #5
    djteach said:

    Tasha,
    I don't know what I
    Tasha,
    I don't know what I would do without you! Tee-Hee-Hee!
    Love ya,
    Donna

    Tasha..I love it!
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  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #6
    Hmmm....interesting party! lol
    Thanks for another hilarious funny Tasha!
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  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #7
    Noel said:

    Hmmm....interesting party! lol
    Thanks for another hilarious funny Tasha!
    image

    What a party
    might have been the whiskey...could have been the gin...
    ha!ha! I know all the mothers who get their last min. flowers will appreciate the beautiful arraingement from our one and only Tash!
    Happy moms day
    jackie
  • Aortus
    Aortus Member Posts: 967
    #8
    Heh
    Mom always used to say about our dog Buffy that she had Dad's eyes, hair color (this part was true) and the same intelligent look on her face as Dad. Mom never went any farther than that but then, she didn't need to.

    Just one more reason why you have to stick around with us, Tasha. Heaven isn't ready to handle you and my mother at the same time. Please give the folks upstairs a few more decades to get used to Mom before you come calling!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #9
    Aortus said:

    Heh
    Mom always used to say about our dog Buffy that she had Dad's eyes, hair color (this part was true) and the same intelligent look on her face as Dad. Mom never went any farther than that but then, she didn't need to.

    Just one more reason why you have to stick around with us, Tasha. Heaven isn't ready to handle you and my mother at the same time. Please give the folks upstairs a few more decades to get used to Mom before you come calling!

    Hey Aortus and Moopy....
    I thought of you today, A chap came into the greenhouse and said his dog had wrecked his trees, shrubs, plants.... everything. He said his dog was a Labrador X Retriever X Bea ver X Seal........

    Hope you are both OK>>>>>>>>Luv Jxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #10
    Aortus said:

    Heh
    Mom always used to say about our dog Buffy that she had Dad's eyes, hair color (this part was true) and the same intelligent look on her face as Dad. Mom never went any farther than that but then, she didn't need to.

    Just one more reason why you have to stick around with us, Tasha. Heaven isn't ready to handle you and my mother at the same time. Please give the folks upstairs a few more decades to get used to Mom before you come calling!

    Yes Joe...
    You haven't been shopping for furniture yet? teehee
    jackie
  • cats_toy
    cats_toy Member Posts: 1,462 Member
    #11
    tomorrows joke
    reminds me of the one where the old man gets on the bus and can't stop staring at the young man sitting next to him with purple, blue, yellow, green and red hair. The young man finally asks "whats the matter pops? you never seen hair like this before? the old man replies: "No, it's just that I had sex with a parrot once, and thought you might be my son"

    Cat
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #12
    cats_toy said:

    tomorrows joke
    reminds me of the one where the old man gets on the bus and can't stop staring at the young man sitting next to him with purple, blue, yellow, green and red hair. The young man finally asks "whats the matter pops? you never seen hair like this before? the old man replies: "No, it's just that I had sex with a parrot once, and thought you might be my son"

    Cat

    Cat, Really LOL
    Laughed so hard I started coughing, too. Will remember this one!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #13
    What Jackie and Susan Said
    They beat me to it: thanks for the funny; the recipients of your arrangements will be very pleased and also fortunate; and don't work too hard, our Tasha.
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #14
    Moopy23 said:

    What Jackie and Susan Said
    They beat me to it: thanks for the funny; the recipients of your arrangements will be very pleased and also fortunate; and don't work too hard, our Tasha.

    MOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thank you and you Joe for all your loveliness........You are from Kentucky? Man I bet you have an accent to really be jealous of.......Are you on Yahell (Yahoo)????????....I'd LOVE to be able to talk to you both...Let me know.. OK Hun?.......Luv Ya Both Jxxxxxxxxxxxx

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