Great Joke......Had to Share

tasha_111
tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Paddy loses all ten fingers (thumbs) in an industrial accident and arrives in the emergency ward. The doc says..."We can do all sorts with micro-technology, laser treatment, you sure have come to the right place....We can sew your fingers back on and get them working again, just fine....Where are they?" Paddy (Irishman) says, "I don't have my fingers with me". The doc says " BeJaysus..We can't sew them back on if you don't have 'em"

Paddy replies.....



"How was I supposed to pick them up?????"

LOLOL... Sorry, just Humour me, I'm not dangerous... Jxxxxxxxx

Comments

  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    #2
    Laughted out loud
    Puts it ALL into perspective. You are one lovable pervert. Lynn
  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    #3
    lynn1950 said:

    Laughted out loud
    Puts it ALL into perspective. You are one lovable pervert. Lynn

    How tasteless !!!!!!
    How tasteless ... I love it!!!

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    hugs.
    teena
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    #4
    hehehehehehehe
    I have to hand it to you Tash! LOL Thanks for the grins; we all need them!

    Hugs,
    Claudia
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #5
    Some people can use their
    Some people can use their toes instead. Did you see that clip someone posted with their message of a keyboard and feet typing? Some people can pick up things with their toes. Really!
  • Moopy23
    Moopy23 Member Posts: 1,751 Member
    #6
    Add Me to the Laughing Crowd
    Thanks for the laugh, Tasha!
  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    #7
    Hee hee...
    ... ho ho, ha ha!!!

    Kind regards, Susan
  • Jeanne D
    Jeanne D Member Posts: 1,867
    #8
    Moopy23 said:

    Add Me to the Laughing Crowd
    Thanks for the laugh, Tasha!

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
    Tasha, that joke has me jumping with laughter! Thank you!
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  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #9
    Christmas Girl said:

    Hee hee...
    ... ho ho, ha ha!!!

    Kind regards, Susan

    great one
    That was great. Thanks I needed it today--my first Taxol w/Herceptin--I didn't have any reactions but a few people in the room did--it was their second round of Taxol--very scary watching them and just hope it doesn't happen to me next week.

    Go in with positive thoughts I say and everything will be fine.

    The nurse told me that the Benedryl would make me sleep through my treatment--Not me. I talked through the whole thing.

    Margo
  • CR1954
    CR1954 Member Posts: 1,390 Member
    #10
    OMG........
    OMG, you are too funny!! LOL!!

    CR
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    #11
    tommaseena said:

    great one
    That was great. Thanks I needed it today--my first Taxol w/Herceptin--I didn't have any reactions but a few people in the room did--it was their second round of Taxol--very scary watching them and just hope it doesn't happen to me next week.

    Go in with positive thoughts I say and everything will be fine.

    The nurse told me that the Benedryl would make me sleep through my treatment--Not me. I talked through the whole thing.

    Margo

    Margo
    Margo, I had the same experience, other people really going through the mill on Taxotare (Taxol) But I was fine, I hope you will be too..........Hugs to you Jxxxxxxxxxxxx

    PS....Glad you enjoyed my daft joke.......
  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #12
    CR1954 said:

    OMG........
    OMG, you are too funny!! LOL!!

    CR

    Is this joke day or something? I love it! lol
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  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #13
    tasha_111 said:

    Margo
    Margo, I had the same experience, other people really going through the mill on Taxotare (Taxol) But I was fine, I hope you will be too..........Hugs to you Jxxxxxxxxxxxx

    PS....Glad you enjoyed my daft joke.......

    Jokes and laughter
    Laughter is wonderful for your health and when you hear a great joke it makes your day and you want to share it so others can improve their health as well.

    Keep them coming.
    Hugs back at you.
    Margo
  • JoyD
    JoyD Member Posts: 81
    #14
    LOL
    Tasha:

    It was a good one! Thanks for sharing.

    Joy
  • creampuff91344
    creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988
    #15
    JoyD said:

    LOL
    Tasha:

    It was a good one! Thanks for sharing.

    Joy

    My first real gufaw of the
    My first real gufaw of the day....great joke Tasha. Thanks for the uplift.

    Judy
  • ladybug22
    ladybug22 Member Posts: 646
    #16
    tasha
    i just love you
  • jojo elizapest
    jojo elizapest Member Posts: 122
    #17
    Thanks for the laugh...
    Today was a beautiful day in Wisconsin...and the city of milwaukee is preparing for Danny Gokie day!

    I haven't heard a good groaner in a while....thanks

    jojo
  • djteach
    djteach Member Posts: 273
    #18
    Girl, you are a hoot!!!
    Love
    Girl, you are a hoot!!!
    Love ya,
    Donna
  • rjjj
    rjjj Member Posts: 1,822 Member
    #19
    funny and corney
    corney jokes always make me laugh! thanks i needed that.
    Love
    jackie

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