Who says size doesn't matter?

Hehe, got your attention.

Hi my friends. I wanted to say hello, because I didn't get a chance in the " Roll Call" post.
It's great to hear from everyone. I had a little time on my hands ( Hi George:) ), so I wrote down a little ditty for ya'll.

Hope you like it.

Speedos and Thongs ( revisited )

The days are long and the sun is high;
It's time for Speedos, thongs and thighs.

Ladies, the waxing and shaving is done;
A few more squats for the perfect buns.

Gents, we love your amazing physique;
Speedos show all. No need to peek.

A message, I'm sure, the thong will imply;
Don't touch with your hand, just look with your eye.

Speedos fit all from muscleman to geek;
But, to slide one on...is to put on your freak.

The men watch from behind and seem tongue-tied;
The women feel used and throw out a sigh.

He daydreams of beaches, skin and technique;
Geez, remember the days of the "streak"!

Now, check him out with his ample supply;
Oh my God, I think I may cry.

Out from the pool he may quietly sneak;
But we all see and render a "tiny" critique.

" No,no sweeite, shrinkage is normal" is his reply;
....who woulda thought, hmmmm, not I.