Friday Giggles - Happy April Fools' Day

Hi Guys and Gals,

May your weekend be filled with gags and pranks and laughters! For this one weekend only, we can all act our shoe sizes and not our age! Ha!

On being foolish, the great Peter Ustinov said it the best "The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."

This goes so well with what our very own Bruce from this board has always said "never, ever give up!"

Cheers,
Ying

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Famous Quotes on April Fool's Day

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

- Anonymous


The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!

- Myra Cohn Livingston

The Moron

See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron -
My God! Perhaps I am!

- Anonymous

This next one has nothing to do with April Fools, but it adds on to the general merriment.

How Doth the Little Crocodile

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail;
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!

- Lewis Carroll