Friday Giggles - What's a Bowel?

Hi Guys,

Some giggles again, with the hope to brighten your day a little! Enjoy!

Cheers,
Ying

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Glossary of medical terms

B

Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
Bandages - The Rolling Stones
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What an eight-year-old wants to be
Bolus - What psychoanalysts talk
Botulism - Tendency to make mistakes
Bowel - A letter like a, e, i, o, or u
Buccal - Does up your belt
Bullae - A tough guy
Bunion - Paul's surname


Glossary of medical terms ....Contd...

P

Paralyze - Two far-fetched stories
Pathological - A reasonable way to go
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
Pelvis - Elvis Presley's cousin
Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Placenta - Christmas flower
Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
Post-operative - A letter carrier
Prostate - Flat on your back
Protein - In favor of young people


Small remedy

There was this nervous patient whose imagination afflicts them with all kinds of ills which never materialize. one afternoon he staggered into the house. He was bent forward. He was bent forward. he tottered to a chair, and still curled into a half-moon shape, dropped into it. "Mary," he gasped, "it's come at last. There was no warning. All of a sudden I found I couldn't straighten up. I can't lift my head."

When the doctor had arrived and looked over the patient, the wife inquired, "Is there any hope?"

"Well," the doctor said, "it will help a good deal if he will unhitch the third buttonhole of his vest from the top button of his trousers."