Friday Medical Giggles

JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hi Guys and Gals,

Whew, what a week it has been! Here are some absolutely silly giggles to help getting your weekend off to an early start!

Have a great weekend!

Cheers,
Ying

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One-liners

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress

Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room

Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better than a double bed

Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it too

Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another man's field

Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.

Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.

Comments

  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
    #2
    Prostate Problem

    What's a Prostate Problem?

    A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him. The newcomer asks "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here?" The man replies, " I am waiting to see the doctor." "W wwhy dd do yyy you wwant to sss see hhim?" The man replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem. " A pp prostate ppp problem, wwhat's ttthat?" "Well, if you must know. I pee like you talk."
  • foxy
    foxy Member Posts: 188 Member
    #3
    You are one in a million, thanks for all the giggles.

    Virginia.
  • katefm
    katefm Member Posts: 112 Member
    #4
    Thanks for sharing, Ying! Here's one more...one of Jim's chemo nurses gave us this one:

    A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened up, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart to be buried.

    At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!"

    The proctologist at the service passed out.
  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
    #5
    katefm said:

    Thanks for sharing, Ying! Here's one more...one of Jim's chemo nurses gave us this one:

    A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened up, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart to be buried.

    At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!"

    The proctologist at the service passed out.

    Oh, very nuaghty. I am blushing!

    Teeheehee :)
    Ying
  • JADot
    JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
    #6
    foxy said:

    You are one in a million, thanks for all the giggles.

    Virginia.

    Hi Virginia,

    I am so glad you enjoy them!

    Cheers,
    Ying

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