Additional Medical Distinctions

scouty
scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hi to all of y'all!!!! I hope everyone is having a good New Year!!!!

Given a recent thread about the differences between alternative and complimentary medicines, I thought it important to list a few more:

Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

he he

Lisa P.

Comments

  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #2
    WOOF! Funny, but thank heaven a WOMAN made that post!!

    Cheers
  • suzannchili
    suzannchili Member Posts: 134 Member
    #3
    So would you need "guts", "balls", or both "guts & balls" to wear a T-shirt to ColonPalooza5 in Nashville, TN that read:
    Front: Up Yours!
    Back: Seriously, have you had your colonoscopy this year?
    Just checking, because I need to know how many to order, thus all should be thinking about what it is they have.
  • lfondots63
    lfondots63 Member Posts: 818 Member
    #4
    suzannchili said:

    So would you need "guts", "balls", or both "guts & balls" to wear a T-shirt to ColonPalooza5 in Nashville, TN that read:
    Front: Up Yours!
    Back: Seriously, have you had your colonoscopy this year?
    Just checking, because I need to know how many to order, thus all should be thinking about what it is they have.

    What a nice note to go to bed on. LOL. Just for the CP5 I would wear the shirt! Love the joke Lisa!

    Lisa F.
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #5
    suzannchili said:

    So would you need "guts", "balls", or both "guts & balls" to wear a T-shirt to ColonPalooza5 in Nashville, TN that read:
    Front: Up Yours!
    Back: Seriously, have you had your colonoscopy this year?
    Just checking, because I need to know how many to order, thus all should be thinking about what it is they have.

    Suzann,

    I wear the one that says cuck sancer you gave me in Austin last year all the time so I have the necessary "equipment" to wear the one you are considering.

    Lisa P.
  • suzannchili
    suzannchili Member Posts: 134 Member
    #6
    scouty said:

    Suzann,

    I wear the one that says cuck sancer you gave me in Austin last year all the time so I have the necessary "equipment" to wear the one you are considering.

    Lisa P.

    There was never any doubt! Although, remember last year's shirts were a misprint. They were supposed to read "Cuck Fancer", but I ordered over the phone (instead of writing) and the silly T-shirt guy I deal with didn't get it..... obviously!

    I am so glad you wear it though and we found some use for it! Can't wait to get started on the new ones for CP5.

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