Giggles from China

JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Greetings from Beijing, China!

I can double-dip on weekend cheers in Beijng because it's 16 hours ahead in time from San Francisco. If I were to jump into an airplane and fly back to CA right now, I would arrive earlier in time than I left. Neat trick, huh?

Have a great weekend!

Cheers,
Ying

= = =
A Roomful of Rednecks

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A full set of teeth.

Celebrating the US Mid-term Election :)

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
Fried Explorer: $ 15.00
Baked Politician: $ 100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

Comments

  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
    Wow, Ying, you sure get around!

    Thanks for the weekend jumpstart. Cute. Have a great time.

    Kerry

    P.S. You need to come home to Austin and visit soon.
  • jsabol
    jsabol Member Posts: 1,145 Member
    Hey, Ying!
    Hope the trip is wonderful for you and hubby (give him my hellos, too).
    Thanks for the regular giggles, even from half way around the world. My family and friends look forward to them, too!
    Judy
  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
    Great giggles, as always, Ying!!!

    Have a save trip back!

    Hugs,
    Stacy
  • Kanort
    Kanort Member Posts: 1,272 Member
    Very cute, Ying. Enjoy your trip and thanks for the giggle.

    Kay
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    Kanort said:

    Very cute, Ying. Enjoy your trip and thanks for the giggle.

    Kay

    Nice one Ying.Metinks it would be hard to get thru their "thick" skin.....lol!Have a great trip.
    btw....don't eat tha food on tha flights!....lol!
    Ross n Jen
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    Ni Hao (of however you might spell that in English!), Ying

    She-She for the great chuckles! Have a safe trip!

    Cheers

    - Sponge