Friday Giggles
JADot
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Hi Guys:
Goodness I've been so busy that I forgot it's Friday! Sorry the giggles are little late this week!
Ya'll have a great weekend!
Cheers,
Ying
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Words Women Use
"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
"NOTHING"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine."
"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say "you're welcome."
Adams Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This woman will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a isagreement. She will never have a headache,
and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history.
Goodness I've been so busy that I forgot it's Friday! Sorry the giggles are little late this week!
Ya'll have a great weekend!
Cheers,
Ying
- - -
Words Women Use
"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
"NOTHING"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine."
"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say "you're welcome."
Adams Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This woman will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a isagreement. She will never have a headache,
and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history.
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Comments
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Love it Ying! I have sent it to a few of my friends. Happy Weekend!!
Lisa F0 -
Hi Ying....tha question is; "should I get Jen to read this?".....lol!lfondots63 said:Love it Ying! I have sent it to a few of my friends. Happy Weekend!!
Lisa F
Now as she is the worker in this family and I am a "mr mum" I somewhat resemble these remarks.
Then again maybe from a male point of view.
FINE
means it's a great day to ride my motorbike
FIVE MINUTES
dinners on tha table......"burnt tha chicken" we are eatin out tonight...lol!
NOTHING
You had a headache all last night
GO AHEAD
still a dare....only I will feel her wrath afterwards
LOUD SIGH
men don't sigh....they simply grunt....arrrgggh!
THAT'S OKAY
It's always OK for men....women have a great knack of blackmailing us...lol!
THANKS
If a fella says thanks to a woman he is really in a "suck-up mode"
.........belt, thump, WAMMO!
awwwwwww Jen.......sweetie....I was jest kiddin
thump, whallop, belt, OUCH!
Maybe I will just crawl back under that log whence I just came!0 -
Ying, I love it! (tee hee....I also love Ross's interpretation, too!)
Stacy0
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