Friday Giggles Postponed a Bit

JADot
JADot Member Posts: 709 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hi All:

My husband and I just had a mini palooza w/ babs and judith in Boston!!! What a treat to meet them it was.

I am on a borrowed connection in the hotel lobby, and am away from my joke file. So I will have to send the Friday giggles a bit later this week.

Here's wishing you a great weekend all the same!

Cheers,
Ying in Boston

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  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #2
    If I may, I will attempt to TRY to fill in for Ying (but I know it won't be nearly as good...)

    Golf

    David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

    #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

    #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

    #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

    #7... Foursomes are encouraged.

    #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

    #5... Three times a day is possible.

    #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

    #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.


    #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

    And the NUMBER ONE reason
    why golf is better than sex.....


    #1... If your equipment gets old
    and rusty, you can replace it!

    Tell Judy I said "Ahoy!"

    have a great weekend everyone.

    SpongeBob
  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
    #3
    spongebob said:

    If I may, I will attempt to TRY to fill in for Ying (but I know it won't be nearly as good...)

    Golf

    David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

    #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

    #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

    #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

    #7... Foursomes are encouraged.

    #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

    #5... Three times a day is possible.

    #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

    #3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.


    #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

    And the NUMBER ONE reason
    why golf is better than sex.....


    #1... If your equipment gets old
    and rusty, you can replace it!

    Tell Judy I said "Ahoy!"

    have a great weekend everyone.

    SpongeBob

    Oh Bob, how funny - these I will have to pass along to some of my golfing friends.

    Thanks for the weekend jump start.

    Kerry

    P.S. Ying, have a great time in Boston. Tell Judy I said hello!!
  • lfondots63
    lfondots63 Member Posts: 818 Member
    #4
    Hey Ying,

    I think Spongebob did good as a replacement. Love the last line! Have fun in Boston. Wish I was there!!! Tell everyone hi.

    Lisa
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #5
    Yes, Dad, I think I'm on my third set.....of golf clubs, of course!!!!

    GREAT giggle!

    Your loving daughter
  • Unknown
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  • jsabol
    jsabol Member Posts: 1,145 Member
    #7
    Hi Ying,
    GREAT to meet you and your husband and Bev. What a great night; and your husband was such a good sport to be hearing our poop and puke tales over dinner. Heck, he even shared some of your war stories!
    What a diagnostic nightmare you had; and you look wonderful, especially having just completed chemo. It was great celebrating with you; have a great continued celebration on Martha's Vinyard. I'll look forward to a future dinner on the West coast! Judy

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