I wanna brighten your day

kangatoo
kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:
8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:
Day 283 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering last night of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

Comments

  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #2
    I hope I have not stepped outa line here...KathiM...pay attention gal!
    "smile for tomorrow could be a better day!"
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #3
    Hey buddy,

    Having 2 cats and dog, I loved it!!!!!!!!! Too funny and who know what goes on in their minds (if anything).

    Lisa P.
  • terril
    terril Member Posts: 296
    #4
    Kanga, oh so true. I could just imagine what my cats say behind my back!!!! Terri
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #5
    Yup, kanga...sounds like you got it right...sneaky little devils, those cats....
    Wierd...have had those thoughts myself...hummmm!

    Thanks for the giggles!
    Hugs, Kathi
  • Betsydoglover
    Betsydoglover Member Posts: 1,248 Member
    #6
    Hi Kanga and all -

    Being the self-proclaimed "doglover" I guess I have to respond. As a "doglover" this has been sent to me many times. Must confess that I laugh each time. Dogs are eager beavers and cats are - at least - not to be trusted!

    Thanks for another laugh,
    Betsy

    P.S. I actually like cats although I don't know them well. My husband is one of those people who thinks he doesn't like cats (not sure how he would know since he hasn't been around them), so it's pretty much dogs for me from here on out. I have three and my daughter drops hers off for doggy daycare many days, so it is a constant stream of "Oh Boy! Oh Boy!"
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #7
    Betsydoglover said:

    Hi Kanga and all -

    Being the self-proclaimed "doglover" I guess I have to respond. As a "doglover" this has been sent to me many times. Must confess that I laugh each time. Dogs are eager beavers and cats are - at least - not to be trusted!

    Thanks for another laugh,
    Betsy

    P.S. I actually like cats although I don't know them well. My husband is one of those people who thinks he doesn't like cats (not sure how he would know since he hasn't been around them), so it's pretty much dogs for me from here on out. I have three and my daughter drops hers off for doggy daycare many days, so it is a constant stream of "Oh Boy! Oh Boy!"

    Doggy daycare?????????he!he! Maybe that could be a sequel for Eddie Murphy...lol!
  • HowardJ
    HowardJ Member Posts: 474
    #8
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Howard
  • lfondots63
    lfondots63 Member Posts: 818 Member
    #9
    Very cute Kanga!!

    I'm a cat lover but can see the cat saying this. Mine is an old man and loves to be pet and cuddled and doesn't really like the outside. I would love to know what he was saying though since he is constantly talking. I think he wants to be king of the roost and we are only his slaves. LOL.

    Lisa

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