Friday Giggles
JADot
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Hi All:
Happy Canada Day and Happy 4th of July!
Here's something to help get your weekend off on a silly giggling start!
Have a great weekend!
Ying
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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
Happy Canada Day and Happy 4th of July!
Here's something to help get your weekend off on a silly giggling start!
Have a great weekend!
Ying
- - -
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir."
At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
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Comments
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Hi Ying -
You have a tradition you have to maintain, now. If you run out of jokes I have a few tucked away that I could probably dig up!
Thanks for the laugh,
Betsy0
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