Foo Bird
Message: I LOVE bad jokes..thanks Sponge & Kanga. Here's my contribution:
This eccentric rich scientist spent most of hs time studying rare birds. One day he receives a call advising that a particularly rare bird, the Foo Bird, had been sighted in Africa.
He immediately rented a jet and set off in hopes of getting a rare view of this elusive bird.
Upon arriving in Africa, he assembled a safari group of natives and set out insearch of the Foo.
On the third day out, the group was resting in a clearing, when one of the natives came running and excitingly looking and pointing to the sky shouting "Foo Bird, Foo Bird"..the eccentric scientist looked up, and at that moment, the Foo Bird let loose a large bowel movement, which landed squarely in his eye.
As he reached up to wipe it off, the natives became very agitated, and said "no banawa, you no wipe off..if you wipe off, you die!
Not wanting to disrespect local customs and beliefs, the scientist decided to leave the poop on his eye until he could return to the plane.
There were no more sightings of the Foo Bird, so the group returned to the plane, and the scientist said goodbye to the natives and returned to his home in New York.
After some consideration, he decided to leave the poop on his eye just in case the native superstition was true.
After two weeks of ridicule and people pointing and saying "look at that guy with poop in his eye", etc., he decided to wipe it off, and instantly dropped dead.
Moral:
"If the Foo shits, wear it.."
Comments
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Ha! ha! Bud. Metinks between you, me n Bob we oughta be very carefull mate. Tha gals here might just put a ban on our posts....that is unless they might wanna come up with a bit of humour themselves.foxy said:Good on you, I now have laughed twice today!!
"Keep it clean gals"....lol!
Think I shall now crawl back into the rabbit warren from whence I emerged. he! he!0 -
Kanga, don't ya think after all the experiences with that part of our bodies that even we gals have a sense of humor. Laughter is one of my best weapons! Real life joke:kangatoo said:Ha! ha! Bud. Metinks between you, me n Bob we oughta be very carefull mate. Tha gals here might just put a ban on our posts....that is unless they might wanna come up with a bit of humour themselves.
"Keep it clean gals"....lol!
Think I shall now crawl back into the rabbit warren from whence I emerged. he! he!
I was in hospital after bowel resect, total hyster. Teaching hospital, 2 services, 10-15 people a day wanting to check my incision. Got to the place where if someone came in in med garb, I'd lower my sheets and raise my gown. Young man came in dressed in scrubs. I went into my routine. Gown half way up (I wore nothing under) he turns Bright red and says "No No No, I just here to clean bathroom!!!!!" I laughed for days.
Kathi0
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