Oh Sponger??????????

Procedure for attaining a template for silkscreening a design of Spongers white/brown striped speedo's;
1/ Procure 1 layer of highly absorbent paper towel.
2/ Carefully place aforementioned paper towel inside a pair of speedo's or preferred kangathong g-string, taking care that paper towel centreline lies adjacent central seam of said g-string without undue creasing.
3/ Sit astride preferred mode of transport..ie; motorcycle or bicycle.
4/ Ride or pedal for approximately 1 mile, taking care not to "shuffle one's butt" on the seat.
5/ Dismount motorcycle/bike and "carefully" remove paper towel from rear quarters.
6/ Suitable impression of white/brown stripe should clearly be imressioned on paper towel for delivery to screenprinter for tranferal to speedo's, thongs, g-strings, jock straps etc.
Important notes;
Works better for people who are not anal retentive. For those suffering the "runs" during production process 1/2 mile ride is sufficient otherwise the impression will be an "over-run".
The test run on motorcycle/bike should be done with no other apparel over undies therefore it is wise to do the run at night....for fear of being convicted of indecent exposure! Motorcycles are the preferred mode of transport as inconsistencies can occur on cycles due to excessive rocking.
NOTE; some sceen printers may put a "surcharge" on the price of finished product to cover disinfectant cleaning expenses.

"can't help myself...bad habits...lol!"
Kanga

kangatoo said:

Procedure for attaining a template for silkscreening a design of Spongers white/brown striped speedo's;
1/ Procure 1 layer of highly absorbent paper towel.
2/ Carefully place aforementioned paper towel inside a pair of speedo's or preferred kangathong g-string, taking care that paper towel centreline lies adjacent central seam of said g-string without undue creasing.
3/ Sit astride preferred mode of transport..ie; motorcycle or bicycle.
4/ Ride or pedal for approximately 1 mile, taking care not to "shuffle one's butt" on the seat.
5/ Dismount motorcycle/bike and "carefully" remove paper towel from rear quarters.
6/ Suitable impression of white/brown stripe should clearly be imressioned on paper towel for delivery to screenprinter for tranferal to speedo's, thongs, g-strings, jock straps etc.
Important notes;
Works better for people who are not anal retentive. For those suffering the "runs" during production process 1/2 mile ride is sufficient otherwise the impression will be an "over-run".
The test run on motorcycle/bike should be done with no other apparel over undies therefore it is wise to do the run at night....for fear of being convicted of indecent exposure! Motorcycles are the preferred mode of transport as inconsistencies can occur on cycles due to excessive rocking.
NOTE; some sceen printers may put a "surcharge" on the price of finished product to cover disinfectant cleaning expenses.

"can't help myself...bad habits...lol!"
Kanga

Brilliant! Inspired! I want to hire your writers, Kanga.
I love the image of riding the bike while on a mission. The ultimate in multi-tasking.
Aspaysia, whose material, of late, smells a little ripe.

kangatoo said:

Well thank you gals for tha compliment! Truth be known I think that it is all the dentists fault. I have this incredibly oblique feeling that he tore away a portion of brain, which I feel exited thru the hole where my upper tooth "was". The root on that tooth was incredibly long. I did fortunately ask him what the small bit of material on the end of the tooth was...he replied, "oh..just a bit of gum tissue."
We know better, don't we?
Struth!
As for the bracelets? Yes Barb, I know I digressed but I shudda'd at the thought of telling you the method of imprinting "plain" bracelets with a "colour scheme". G-strings were the next best item.
Asp.....I fear that my humorous intentions may keep our newbies away from me....someone better tell 'em kanga's harmless...lol!

Harmless... like one of Steve Irwin's crocs! Crickey!