Joke

HowardJ
HowardJ Member Posts: 474
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
From the Comedy Cures Foundation web site:
http://www.comedycures.org/

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "you know we have a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says " you have a drink named steve?"

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  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #2
    Did you hear about the termite that walked into a saloon and asked is the 'bar tender' here?
  • 2bhealed
    2bhealed Member Posts: 2,064 Member
    #3
    PhillieG said:

    Did you hear about the termite that walked into a saloon and asked is the 'bar tender' here?

    I don't get it philli??

    Ok, why are all colon cancer survivors so nice?

    Because there isn't an @$$#OLE among them.


    peace, emily who made that one up
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #4
    Emily,

    You should publish a book of jokes. That was a pretty good one. I'm impressed!!!! Now I understand what's wrong with me in comparision to the rest of you. I still have my spincter......

    I would share a joke, but Jose would have to delete my post, so I won't stress him. Maybe in Vegas though..... Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!!!!!

    Lisa P.
  • JKendall
    JKendall Member Posts: 186
    #5
    scouty said:

    Emily,

    You should publish a book of jokes. That was a pretty good one. I'm impressed!!!! Now I understand what's wrong with me in comparision to the rest of you. I still have my spincter......

    I would share a joke, but Jose would have to delete my post, so I won't stress him. Maybe in Vegas though..... Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!!!!!

    Lisa P.

    Oh c'mon Lisa....since Jose still has one, make it pucker a little. Tell us the joke. (Or at least send it in a regular email to those who want it!) How 'bout a little intestinal fortitude? Jimmy
  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
    #6
    JKendall said:

    Oh c'mon Lisa....since Jose still has one, make it pucker a little. Tell us the joke. (Or at least send it in a regular email to those who want it!) How 'bout a little intestinal fortitude? Jimmy

    OK guys - tell all your jokes, just don't make me the BUTT of your jokes!!!

    Couldn't resist!!

    Kerry
  • HowardJ
    HowardJ Member Posts: 474
    #7
    2bhealed said:

    I don't get it philli??

    Ok, why are all colon cancer survivors so nice?

    Because there isn't an @$$#OLE among them.


    peace, emily who made that one up

    Good one, Emily. Thanks for the additional laugh!
    Howard
  • HowardJ
    HowardJ Member Posts: 474
    #8
    PhillieG said:

    Did you hear about the termite that walked into a saloon and asked is the 'bar tender' here?

    Hi Phil,
    I'm afraid I don't get it either. Can you explain? (don't you hate having to explain jokes!).
    Howard
  • fandaj
    fandaj Member Posts: 81
    #9
    All the jokes were funny. It's nice to come to this website and still have the opportunity to laugh. (I especially liked the colon cancer survivor joke) Thanks, Arlene
  • 2bhealed
    2bhealed Member Posts: 2,064 Member
    #10
    JKendall said:

    Oh c'mon Lisa....since Jose still has one, make it pucker a little. Tell us the joke. (Or at least send it in a regular email to those who want it!) How 'bout a little intestinal fortitude? Jimmy

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Jimmy you are too funny! (haven't seen you around lately....??)

    good one kerry.

    Scouty c'mon!!

    peace, emily who hopes she didn't offend anyone.....
  • PhillieG
    PhillieG Member Posts: 4,866 Member
    #11
    HowardJ said:

    Hi Phil,
    I'm afraid I don't get it either. Can you explain? (don't you hate having to explain jokes!).
    Howard

    The termite (who eats wood) wanted to know if the bar (which is made of wood) is tender there. Also a bartender works in a saloon. So it is a play on words, 'bartender' and 'bar tender'
    ;-)
  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    #12
    PhillieG said:

    The termite (who eats wood) wanted to know if the bar (which is made of wood) is tender there. Also a bartender works in a saloon. So it is a play on words, 'bartender' and 'bar tender'
    ;-)

    You guys are thick. Chemo brain? What's your excuse, Em?
  • HowardJ
    HowardJ Member Posts: 474
    #13
    PhillieG said:

    The termite (who eats wood) wanted to know if the bar (which is made of wood) is tender there. Also a bartender works in a saloon. So it is a play on words, 'bartender' and 'bar tender'
    ;-)

    Ohhhh

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