The Golden Asspys

aspaysia
aspaysia Member Posts: 250
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
OK Em, your five minutes are up!
Time to share the spotlight with us lesser mortals.
I am applauding these folks just for being themselves:
1. Sugar and spice: Kerry. Don't melt in the rain.
2. Cute when she's mad: Stacy
3. Even cuter when she is mad: Scouty. She wears scary socks.
4. Don't ever make her mad: Sue. No BS with this gal.
5. I love it when you talk dirty: Barb
6. Crazy Canuk: Lisa Rose. Maried to another Crazy.
7. Julie Andrews lookalike: Judith. Maybe she sings in the shower.
8. Dutiful daughters: Littlejulie Juliababy Deneen Erika
9. If he don't know, he can find it in the dogpile: Nanuk
10.We miss you: Andrea. Please phone home.
11.You have us worried: Judy
13.You have us really worried: Kanga. Being an Ozzie is no excuse.
14.Naughty but nice: Maura
15.Proud to be an ostomate: Maureen. Jump on that Freedom Train!
Lifetime Achievement Award for skid marks on his bracelet: SpongeBob
Aspaysia, who likes to laugh at her own jokes.

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  • CAMaura
    CAMaura Member Posts: 719 Member
    #2
    LOVE IT!

    Maura - who has now been pegged!
    Was it my last e-mail/great photos that gave you the tip-off??
  • bsrules
    bsrules Member Posts: 296
    #3
    This was GREAT!!!! How do you remember everything!!!! I give you a gold star just for that!!!!

    You are right by me I do not take any BS from anyone!!!! Thats why Bob and I came up with that address it fit us to a tee!!!!

    How did you know that I needed a good laugh today. I was mowing my brains out and upon pushing the last short field I ran over a jacket nest and got nailed 3 times. I can't tell you here what language came out of my mouth!!! I thought of Bob as he used to scream at me for pushing the mower instead of riding it.

    So this made my day!!

    Thank You!!

    Sue
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #4
    bsrules said:

    This was GREAT!!!! How do you remember everything!!!! I give you a gold star just for that!!!!

    You are right by me I do not take any BS from anyone!!!! Thats why Bob and I came up with that address it fit us to a tee!!!!

    How did you know that I needed a good laugh today. I was mowing my brains out and upon pushing the last short field I ran over a jacket nest and got nailed 3 times. I can't tell you here what language came out of my mouth!!! I thought of Bob as he used to scream at me for pushing the mower instead of riding it.

    So this made my day!!

    Thank You!!

    Sue

    Is it true that you Asp, Sponger and Emily are having a "feed" together at Lisa's(scouty)?
    I would love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting! Just a thought now.....If Lisa and I can get our "****" together (metaphor for anal buddies) maybe we can work out the timezone thingy and I could phone Lisa's to talk to you all? I would lov to talk to you and Em. I need to talk to Sponger too......just to ask him where his lovelife is at.....lol!
    Now.....getting back to this "worried bout kanga bit"?
    Hell Asp.......are you really worried about me???
    Awwwwww.....ain't you tha sweet one!
    love n huggs, kanga n Jen

    ......stay away from Bob's bracelet Asp....I don't think he washes it!....lol!
  • nanuk
    nanuk Member Posts: 1,358 Member
    #5
    Woman, you are a stream of consciousness..
  • jsabol
    jsabol Member Posts: 1,145 Member
    #6
    Aspaysia, I always love your posts and applaud your wit! (You don't want to hear me sing, shower or otherwise) Keep us laughing, Judy
  • 2bhealed
    2bhealed Member Posts: 2,064 Member
    #7
    HAHAHAHA!

    Oh Asp....only you. You are allowed to laugh at your own jokes cuz who can blame ya?? They
    re too dang funny!!

    Maura...photos??? girl where are they?

    kanga dude, I'm not going anywhere but I'd love to talk too!!

    I think she may be worried cuz of that post that was gibberish! haha

    All I can say...and I'll say it again:

    SEMI-COLONS ROCK!!!

    thank god we are not an anal constipated uptight group.

    peace, emily who would be floating on the ceiling right about now if this was Mary Poppins
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #8
    2bhealed said:

    HAHAHAHA!

    Oh Asp....only you. You are allowed to laugh at your own jokes cuz who can blame ya?? They
    re too dang funny!!

    Maura...photos??? girl where are they?

    kanga dude, I'm not going anywhere but I'd love to talk too!!

    I think she may be worried cuz of that post that was gibberish! haha

    All I can say...and I'll say it again:

    SEMI-COLONS ROCK!!!

    thank god we are not an anal constipated uptight group.

    peace, emily who would be floating on the ceiling right about now if this was Mary Poppins

    Were those the naughty pictures or the nice ones you were looking for, Em?

    ;-)
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #9
    AssP -

    You are too much! What a great post... with one exception... YOU'RE MISSING!

    I'm sure the Semi-Colons can come up with some really great awards for you!

    I'll just say: Love ya, AssP - see you in a couple weeks!

    - SB

    (p.s. You nailed Maura's award... photos available at www.HotColonChicksGoneWild.com)
  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    #10
    Hmmm, seems my hubby said that to me, just the other night.

    Thanks for the laughs.

    Barb
  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313 Member
    #11
    Asp, you "rock" girl. I am melting in this Texas humidity this summer! Got to head for the mountains.

    Hey guys, I want to be in the call loop when you all visit at Scouty's.

    And where are the photos I'm missing! Wow, Judith, do you really look like Julie Andrews???

    Great post Aspaysia, as always.

    Kerry
  • CAMaura
    CAMaura Member Posts: 719 Member
    #12
    spongebob said:

    AssP -

    You are too much! What a great post... with one exception... YOU'RE MISSING!

    I'm sure the Semi-Colons can come up with some really great awards for you!

    I'll just say: Love ya, AssP - see you in a couple weeks!

    - SB

    (p.s. You nailed Maura's award... photos available at www.HotColonChicksGoneWild.com)

    You know........ Wanda, our Xena Warrior is missing as well.
    Hey Asp, let your creativity flow......again
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #13
    I wish Em was coming too but that will have to wait until Vegas. Sponger will be here along with his Mom and Aunt. Assp will be with her sister and neice. We will have photos of course and will make phone calls to those that would like. Date and time depend on SB and his ship's schedule but will keep you posted.

    Asp, I love your post and I have an idea for your award.

    The I did inhale: Aspaysia

    Lisa P.
  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    #14
    scouty said:

    I wish Em was coming too but that will have to wait until Vegas. Sponger will be here along with his Mom and Aunt. Assp will be with her sister and neice. We will have photos of course and will make phone calls to those that would like. Date and time depend on SB and his ship's schedule but will keep you posted.

    Asp, I love your post and I have an idea for your award.

    The I did inhale: Aspaysia

    Lisa P.

    hey, where is all this taking place?

    Barb
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #15
    tkd3g said:

    hey, where is all this taking place?

    Barb

    Where's what taking place? The "inhaling" - aprrantly it's taking place in AssP's bathroom - I mean, after all, she's burning incense... what else do you do when you're locked in a bathroom burning incense; having a Zen Buddist ceremony???

    AssP... you don't really think we believe your line about "I burn incense when I clean my bag in the bathroom." We know what you're REALLY doing!

    Love ya anyway!!

    - SB

    (Actually, the incense is an AWESOME idea!)
  • aspaysia
    aspaysia Member Posts: 250
    #16
    Everybody here gets a Good Sport award for being able to laugh at themselves. This disease is fertile ground for satire. And I never take myself too seriously as you all know by now.
    As for those pictures... people keep sending me racy stuff expecting something "creative" to come out of it. It's my own fault for turning the blog into a hairy-chested parody of the Colandar. But you guys were really asking for it.
    Maura's friend could work at Chippendale's and I'm not talking about the 18th century furniture place.
    Why did Wanda choose Xena to emulate? Is she aware of the homoerotic subtext in that show? The girls washing one another in the tub, getting all those hard to reach places. SpongeBob is much more of an expert in this area being as he has his leetle fren Patrick. As much as I admire Wanda, how am I supposed to come up with an award for her? Help me out.
    Aspaysia, who found some 'shrooms in her garden yesterday. Yeah, I smoked'em!
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565 Member
    #17
    CAMaura said:

    You know........ Wanda, our Xena Warrior is missing as well.
    Hey Asp, let your creativity flow......again

    Oh yeah... try to desplay flow from you, ... desexy...

    - H
  • 2bhealed
    2bhealed Member Posts: 2,064 Member
    #18
    aspaysia said:

    Everybody here gets a Good Sport award for being able to laugh at themselves. This disease is fertile ground for satire. And I never take myself too seriously as you all know by now.
    As for those pictures... people keep sending me racy stuff expecting something "creative" to come out of it. It's my own fault for turning the blog into a hairy-chested parody of the Colandar. But you guys were really asking for it.
    Maura's friend could work at Chippendale's and I'm not talking about the 18th century furniture place.
    Why did Wanda choose Xena to emulate? Is she aware of the homoerotic subtext in that show? The girls washing one another in the tub, getting all those hard to reach places. SpongeBob is much more of an expert in this area being as he has his leetle fren Patrick. As much as I admire Wanda, how am I supposed to come up with an award for her? Help me out.
    Aspaysia, who found some 'shrooms in her garden yesterday. Yeah, I smoked'em!

    dang girl, you don't smoke 'em you make tea with them and put on some bootleg Grateful Dead. geez.

    peace, emily who prefers patchouli or sandlewood/cedarwood incense

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