Speedo's and Thongs :)

tkd3g
tkd3g Member Posts: 767
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Well, it is 67 degrees here in the North East and my mind starts to dream of opening that new pool.
OK Speedo Boy, start brushing up on those sit ups. I want buff bods pool side.

Do they make Hemp bikini's, Emily?

I apologize to those who were very happy to see this thread disappear a while back. I think a little innocent day dreaming is good for the soul.

Barb ( whose belly scar will not see the light of day this summer) UGH!!
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  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
    #2
    Hey Barb!

    Funny coincidence, this message of yours...appears our local hero, SpeedoBoy will be doing a SPREAD in an upcoming calendar...I figured I'd blow his horn for him JUST THIS ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!

    Oh, I cannot stop laughing....

    Stacy

    P.S. As soon as SpongeBob chimes in, this will all make sense...well, maybe it will!
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #3
    StacyGleaso said:

    Hey Barb!

    Funny coincidence, this message of yours...appears our local hero, SpeedoBoy will be doing a SPREAD in an upcoming calendar...I figured I'd blow his horn for him JUST THIS ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!

    Oh, I cannot stop laughing....

    Stacy

    P.S. As soon as SpongeBob chimes in, this will all make sense...well, maybe it will!

    Here's some interesting facts to keep you all smiling Barb! We all know about the widely distributed brand of men's underwear called Speedo's. Of course there are all different brands, types to suit tha macho male.lol! Such utterances as Rio, Bonds, Jockey etc. ad-nauseum. In the states you call 'em shorts I think?
    Here in OZ we call them jockey straps, jocks, dacks, or in the case of the ever present revealing G-string they are called "thongs" here.
    An interesting piece of trivia is that the Jockey name was the first men's underwear to be mass produced worldwide.
    Personally, and hopefully without offending our dear friends here I would like to state unequivically that the kanga has a pet aversion to wearing a G-string(kangathong) unless riding long distances on my motorbike in which case the thong is quite comfortable. However, having said that I have formed the conclusion, although Jen does not agree, that said G-string to me is a total pain in the a.....e!
    In my case to diplay my "rear end" at a pool party would likely put all in attendance of the opposite sex well n truly off their lunch! On the other hand kanga , while in company of his lovely wife, Jen at such a gathering would do well to keep his eyes off the aforementioned female gender for fear of imediate devorce proceedings!!! he! he!
    "such is life" as Ned Kelly would say.

    btw-Ned Kelly was a historical bushranger figure here-----he was hanged for robbery!
    cheers, kanga
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #4
    kangatoo said:

    Here's some interesting facts to keep you all smiling Barb! We all know about the widely distributed brand of men's underwear called Speedo's. Of course there are all different brands, types to suit tha macho male.lol! Such utterances as Rio, Bonds, Jockey etc. ad-nauseum. In the states you call 'em shorts I think?
    Here in OZ we call them jockey straps, jocks, dacks, or in the case of the ever present revealing G-string they are called "thongs" here.
    An interesting piece of trivia is that the Jockey name was the first men's underwear to be mass produced worldwide.
    Personally, and hopefully without offending our dear friends here I would like to state unequivically that the kanga has a pet aversion to wearing a G-string(kangathong) unless riding long distances on my motorbike in which case the thong is quite comfortable. However, having said that I have formed the conclusion, although Jen does not agree, that said G-string to me is a total pain in the a.....e!
    In my case to diplay my "rear end" at a pool party would likely put all in attendance of the opposite sex well n truly off their lunch! On the other hand kanga , while in company of his lovely wife, Jen at such a gathering would do well to keep his eyes off the aforementioned female gender for fear of imediate devorce proceedings!!! he! he!
    "such is life" as Ned Kelly would say.

    btw-Ned Kelly was a historical bushranger figure here-----he was hanged for robbery!
    cheers, kanga

    I suspect that Sponger would have no problem with attending pool parties, beach parties etc. etc. sporting a new range of underwear or bathing attire.
    You are able to do this Bob ----'cos yu ain't got Jen looking over your shoulder!!!!!lol!
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #5
    OH MY BARB,

    I was so hoping you would bring up this topic again this spring. The one last summer remains close to my heart and laugh button to this very day.

    SB, I totally agree with Stacy and you had better fess up about you future stud muffin stardom or we will.

    Now Kanga honey, that photo you sent me, you know the one......I thought you didn't have anything on under that long t-shirt and now you tell me you had on a thong. You tease you. And Jen even took the picture. You 2 are something.

    Thank you Barb for bringing out some of our worst sides....heh heh.....

    Lisa P.
  • JKendall
    JKendall Member Posts: 186
    #6
    Okay, where is Speedo Boy anyway? The Hooter's girls can't be keepin' him that busy...or can they??? Or is it Jennifer this week?
  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
    #7
    scouty said:

    OH MY BARB,

    I was so hoping you would bring up this topic again this spring. The one last summer remains close to my heart and laugh button to this very day.

    SB, I totally agree with Stacy and you had better fess up about you future stud muffin stardom or we will.

    Now Kanga honey, that photo you sent me, you know the one......I thought you didn't have anything on under that long t-shirt and now you tell me you had on a thong. You tease you. And Jen even took the picture. You 2 are something.

    Thank you Barb for bringing out some of our worst sides....heh heh.....

    Lisa P.

    LISA!!!!!!!!!!

    I can BARELY (pun intended) stop laughing long enough to type!!!!!!!!!! What were the chances that THIS topic would be brought up on the same day as SB's news?!?!? And I don't think Kanga was wearing ANYTHING in that pic...I blew it up as large as I could to peek! lol...

    This has made my day!

    Stacy
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #8
    StacyGleaso said:

    LISA!!!!!!!!!!

    I can BARELY (pun intended) stop laughing long enough to type!!!!!!!!!! What were the chances that THIS topic would be brought up on the same day as SB's news?!?!? And I don't think Kanga was wearing ANYTHING in that pic...I blew it up as large as I could to peek! lol...

    This has made my day!

    Stacy

    It is 11.15 am here now and Jen and I are in the computor romm "chilling out" as we have had 3 very busy days. For tha gals info kanga is sitting here in his "kangathongs" while he reads the posts to Jen....yes, she does get me to read them to her.
    Lisa--ah bin known to tease--lol!
    Stacy---did yu really blow it up???...and did I miss something?(I bin awol again)...what was SB's news????
    Barb---geeez gal....now yu gorn done open a can 'o worms!!lol!
    luv yas, Ross n Jen
  • StacyGleaso
    StacyGleaso Member Posts: 1,233 Member
    #9
    kangatoo said:

    It is 11.15 am here now and Jen and I are in the computor romm "chilling out" as we have had 3 very busy days. For tha gals info kanga is sitting here in his "kangathongs" while he reads the posts to Jen....yes, she does get me to read them to her.
    Lisa--ah bin known to tease--lol!
    Stacy---did yu really blow it up???...and did I miss something?(I bin awol again)...what was SB's news????
    Barb---geeez gal....now yu gorn done open a can 'o worms!!lol!
    luv yas, Ross n Jen

    Hi Kanga!

    Well, I'll go ahead and spill it...as our buddy SpongeBob may be a little shy...

    Appears he is going to be on a calendar that usually features WOMEN who survived Colon Cancer. I'm sure he'll make it a great month. I was hoping he would have stopped in here by now to spread the good news! Now, Ross...about that picture!!!!!!!!!! I just LOVE the way Jen sent it to us...first the "innocent" one of you making a nice healthy salad...THEN...the uncensored one! It was great! Made me linger in the produce aisle at the grocery store just a little longer since I kept thinking of that picture!

    Take care, and tell Jen "hi"

    Stacy
  • scouty
    scouty Member Posts: 1,965 Member
    #10
    StacyGleaso said:

    LISA!!!!!!!!!!

    I can BARELY (pun intended) stop laughing long enough to type!!!!!!!!!! What were the chances that THIS topic would be brought up on the same day as SB's news?!?!? And I don't think Kanga was wearing ANYTHING in that pic...I blew it up as large as I could to peek! lol...

    This has made my day!

    Stacy

    Stacy,

    I don't think it happened by chance. I think it was more of the "brilliant minds think alike" kind of thing. Now speaking of brilliant minds, where is Sponger????? I heard from a birdy in my yard today that he has been having trouble posting here lately. Bet he doesn't now.

    Nanuk, where are you too honey? You were in on this last year too.

    And Em, where are you????? It's April but I haven't watched the weather channel much lately to see if you are out sledding or not.

    Lisa P.
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #11
    StacyGleaso said:

    Hi Kanga!

    Well, I'll go ahead and spill it...as our buddy SpongeBob may be a little shy...

    Appears he is going to be on a calendar that usually features WOMEN who survived Colon Cancer. I'm sure he'll make it a great month. I was hoping he would have stopped in here by now to spread the good news! Now, Ross...about that picture!!!!!!!!!! I just LOVE the way Jen sent it to us...first the "innocent" one of you making a nice healthy salad...THEN...the uncensored one! It was great! Made me linger in the produce aisle at the grocery store just a little longer since I kept thinking of that picture!

    Take care, and tell Jen "hi"

    Stacy

    Ha ha!!!-Stacy--we all need to chill sometimes and we hope that thru all this crap we can all spare just a moment to snile.
    STOP PRESS..... knowing you guys n gals are still here "as we type" DON'T GO ANYWHERE!
    Look to your emails in the next 15 minutes for "thong" updates!lol!!
  • grandma047
    grandma047 Member Posts: 381
    #12
    HAHAHAHA!!!! I needed to read this,especially today. Don't know if I was in on this last year or not. Probably in hospital. Don't leave me out this year, you hear. I loved the uncensored pic Kanga and Jen. Never thought about blowing it up to take a closer look. Ohhhhh la la!!! hehehe Morphine must be kicking in big time. Bout time too. I'm ready for some fun. Keep the posts coming. Makes me wanta go good frisky with Danny. He'd probably love it too. bout time for that too. Love you guys!!! You're the best!
    Love, Judy(grandma047)
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #13
    scouty said:

    Stacy,

    I don't think it happened by chance. I think it was more of the "brilliant minds think alike" kind of thing. Now speaking of brilliant minds, where is Sponger????? I heard from a birdy in my yard today that he has been having trouble posting here lately. Bet he doesn't now.

    Nanuk, where are you too honey? You were in on this last year too.

    And Em, where are you????? It's April but I haven't watched the weather channel much lately to see if you are out sledding or not.

    Lisa P.

    Ok all, the photos are on the way. A new way to look at things in "kangathong and Speedoboy " perspective.
    Now for any of you that think you are being left out--don't. If you would like to see kanga in all his glory(yes, it is clean) mail me with an email address thru the personal emails here on CSN.
    For those recovering with wounds from recent surgery kanga suggests you might like to wait until healing is almost complete.

    Lisa. I just sent Sponger an email to the ship. Awaiting his reply.
    Truth be known he is probably drinking strawberry smoothies on a beach in the Bahamas!
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #14
    grandma047 said:

    HAHAHAHA!!!! I needed to read this,especially today. Don't know if I was in on this last year or not. Probably in hospital. Don't leave me out this year, you hear. I loved the uncensored pic Kanga and Jen. Never thought about blowing it up to take a closer look. Ohhhhh la la!!! hehehe Morphine must be kicking in big time. Bout time too. I'm ready for some fun. Keep the posts coming. Makes me wanta go good frisky with Danny. He'd probably love it too. bout time for that too. Love you guys!!! You're the best!
    Love, Judy(grandma047)

    Yup--too right Judy. I think Danny will bust a gut laughing.
    I am mailing the pics as we type babe-look to your mail in about 5 minutes.
  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    #15
    StacyGleaso said:

    Hey Barb!

    Funny coincidence, this message of yours...appears our local hero, SpeedoBoy will be doing a SPREAD in an upcoming calendar...I figured I'd blow his horn for him JUST THIS ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!

    Oh, I cannot stop laughing....

    Stacy

    P.S. As soon as SpongeBob chimes in, this will all make sense...well, maybe it will!

    I want a copy of that calendar!!
  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    #16
    StacyGleaso said:

    LISA!!!!!!!!!!

    I can BARELY (pun intended) stop laughing long enough to type!!!!!!!!!! What were the chances that THIS topic would be brought up on the same day as SB's news?!?!? And I don't think Kanga was wearing ANYTHING in that pic...I blew it up as large as I could to peek! lol...

    This has made my day!

    Stacy

    Pictures? I didn't get any pictures? Come on guys, give a little.
  • tkd3g
    tkd3g Member Posts: 767
    #17
    kangatoo said:

    Yup--too right Judy. I think Danny will bust a gut laughing.
    I am mailing the pics as we type babe-look to your mail in about 5 minutes.

    Gees, leave it to me to start a thread like this then go awol for a couple of hours. I'm missing all the fun.

    Sponge: where are you?
    Stacy: that is pretty cool that I picked today to start this up again. Must be that "C" bond.
    Lisa: you asked for it....you got it.
    Kanga: I want pictures!!
    Jen: You have one crazy guy, there.
    Grandma: You go girl friend!!!
  • grandma047
    grandma047 Member Posts: 381
    #18
    kangatoo said:

    Yup--too right Judy. I think Danny will bust a gut laughing.
    I am mailing the pics as we type babe-look to your mail in about 5 minutes.

    Kanga- What can I say?" "blush, blush" Those pics cracked me and Danny up. Like I said in my email to you, he'd never do anything that funny on the internet. Wait just a sec, no saying you're funny looking or anything. Don't get me wrong. LOL. You and Jen look lovely together. I love you both. You don't know how this lifted my spirits this evening. Love you all. Keep the pics coming. hehehehe
    Love, Judy(grandma047)
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #19
    grandma047 said:

    Kanga- What can I say?" "blush, blush" Those pics cracked me and Danny up. Like I said in my email to you, he'd never do anything that funny on the internet. Wait just a sec, no saying you're funny looking or anything. Don't get me wrong. LOL. You and Jen look lovely together. I love you both. You don't know how this lifted my spirits this evening. Love you all. Keep the pics coming. hehehehe
    Love, Judy(grandma047)

    I have just ridden 100 miles with Jen to see our son so am using a friends puta. It is now 9.40pm.
    Barb! I need your email addy....can you send me via personal messages(see kangatoo webpage).for me to email you the photos.
    Unless someone else here I email to has your addy and can forward them on?(Judy, Lisa Rose, Scouty, Emily, Stacy, Kerry?????)
    I will not be back home 'til tomorrow night Barb so cannot access the pics on this computor.
    Judy,tell Danny I can always see the lighter side of things if only to make someone smile.isn't that supposed to be good medicine?

    Hey guys.....especially Stacy....I just got an email from Baby Lisa telling me to remove tha t-shirt! Jen is still laughing!If I was gunna do that there would be a viewing fee to go towards kanga's Vegas Palooza fund.....LOL!
    Sponger.support needed here before this thread dissapears off tha page!
  • kangatoo
    kangatoo Member Posts: 2,105 Member
    #20
    kangatoo said:

    I have just ridden 100 miles with Jen to see our son so am using a friends puta. It is now 9.40pm.
    Barb! I need your email addy....can you send me via personal messages(see kangatoo webpage).for me to email you the photos.
    Unless someone else here I email to has your addy and can forward them on?(Judy, Lisa Rose, Scouty, Emily, Stacy, Kerry?????)
    I will not be back home 'til tomorrow night Barb so cannot access the pics on this computor.
    Judy,tell Danny I can always see the lighter side of things if only to make someone smile.isn't that supposed to be good medicine?

    Hey guys.....especially Stacy....I just got an email from Baby Lisa telling me to remove tha t-shirt! Jen is still laughing!If I was gunna do that there would be a viewing fee to go towards kanga's Vegas Palooza fund.....LOL!
    Sponger.support needed here before this thread dissapears off tha page!

    To Jose.I fully apologise for this all getting outa hand mate..........It's not my fault!
    Tha gals made me do it!

    (Sponger is awol but also should take some blame!)
  • JKendall
    JKendall Member Posts: 186
    #21
    kangatoo said:

    To Jose.I fully apologise for this all getting outa hand mate..........It's not my fault!
    Tha gals made me do it!

    (Sponger is awol but also should take some blame!)

    Kanga...put me on your pic list...jjwbken@swbell.net The pics are for Jerri, not me. Jimmy

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