A QUICK THOUGHT

>In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
>Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
>vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
>lives.
>
>Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and
>Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And
>Man
>said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some
>sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
>
>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
>Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
>sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size
>20.
>
>So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
>Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
>And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
>God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in
>which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
>chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more
>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>
>God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake,"
>and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
>"Devil's Food."
>
>God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
>extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would
>not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried

>before the flickering blue light and gained more pounds.
>
>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
>nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
>center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained more pounds.
>
>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
>satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
>cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied,
>"Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went
>into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
>Then Satan created HMOs.

Colon Palooza is just a few days away!

Cheers, everyone.

- SB