One more.. just in case! *grin*

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He
rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The
guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there."You talk?" he
asks."Yep," the mutt replies."So, what's your story?"The mutt looks up
and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had
me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to
settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded
a batch of medals.Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
hewants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll
buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you
selling him?" The owner replies, "He's such a #$@*%#&* liar."