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foxhd
foxhd Member Posts: 3,181 Member
in Kidney Cancer #1

Some guy suggested that I swallow a bag of popcorn kernals right before I die. Then when I'm creamated I can go out with a bang. If only I could pull it off.....hmmmm..

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  • rhominator
    rhominator Member Posts: 233 Member
    edited December 2016 #2
    :-)

    Ha!

  • mrou50
    mrou50 Member Posts: 389 Member
    #3
    Nice

    I can just picture the mess I love it that is one way to not be forgotten.

     

  • JerzyGrrl
    JerzyGrrl Member Posts: 760 Member
    edited December 2016 #4
    Darn -- Not with a bang but a PFFT

    Darn, Fox --

    Since there's no preheating involved once one's body is in there and the temperature's somewhere in the 1200 to 2000 F range, mostly it's vaporization / oxidation.  I think those poor little kernels won't have much of any opportunity to puff up.  So... PFFT will be more like it. 

    There's lots of stuff that really does go BANG in there, but nobody wants that to happen. Folks working or observing can get done in, which is seriously uncool. 

    So, we'll have to figure other ways to (eventually) go out with a bang without the risk of taking others with us...

  • hardo718
    hardo718 Member Posts: 853 Member
    edited December 2016 #5
    Too funny Fox

    Thanx for the laugh. 

    A popcorn treat for the funeral director.

    Have a wonderful Christmas season, happy to hear from your other posts that you are pain free & enjoying yard work.

    Donna~

  • BDS
    BDS Member Posts: 172
    edited December 2016 #6
    Ha Ha! - LOL

    Funny, Fox, Funny - Are we having a gallows humor day? Given our situation you find your humor were you can. - BDS   

  • Footstomper
    Footstomper Member Posts: 1,237 Member
    #7
    You might just have a kernal

    You might just have a kernal of a good idea there. But dont go popping your clogs any time soon.

     

  • daisybud
    daisybud Member Posts: 541 Member
    edited December 2016 #8
    :)

    Good One!

    Kim

  • Jan4you
    Jan4you Member Posts: 1,330 Member
    #9
    HA!!
    LuvUlots, JAN

    HA!!

    LuvUlots, JAN

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    edited December 2016 #10
    Hahahaha! Love it, Foxy!

    Hahahaha! Love it, Foxy!

    Hugs

    Jojo

  • icemantoo
    icemantoo Member Posts: 3,361 Member
    edited December 2016 #11
    Oil

    Probably need a little oil too so the kernals can pop. Otherwise the kernels will burn without popping.

     

    Icemantoo

     

     

  • APny
    APny Member Posts: 1,995 Member
    edited December 2016 #12
    Let's postpone that snap

    Let's postpone that snap crackle and pop event for quite a while, shall we? :)

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