T-shirt slogans we would love to see

There are a lot of cancer slogans for T-shirts to be found on the internet. Having had a go round with surgery for prostate cancer, and now having a recurrence, I was looking for somethng regarding prostate cancer. I saw the "Piss on Prostate Cancer" T-shirts,  but for a lot of prostate surviviors, that shirt isn't quite right. After looking at the posts on the prostate forum here, I think a hot seller would be "If you can't piss on prostate cancer, at least dribble on it".    Yeah, I know, but with cancer you have to have a little extra fun in life, and no, I don't have to dribble on it yet.  Does anyone else have any T-shirt slogans they would like to see?