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  • Djinnie
    Djinnie Member Posts: 945 Member
    #22
    TillieSOK said:

    Damnautocorrect! That should

    Damnautocorrect! That should have been bathing suit!  You're right!  What are the chances of anybody there, that matters, ever seeing me again, bathing suit, & dirty banana or not!?  Our "baby" girl will never say a word cause I know where all the bodies are buried and she's scared of me! LOL. But I'm sure I'll need some mega liquid refreshment/courage to take my "cover up" off and let all my whiteness shine!  I should get a spray tan before I go, cause we all know that tan fat is much more attractive than pasty white fat, but I'm out of time. We leave for Ft. Lauderdale on Saturday and will catch the flight to Montego Bay on Sunday morning, and should be in the ocean or a hot tub by 4pm, with a drink of some kind in my hand.

    Have a Wonderful Trip!

    Tillie, it sounds to me like you are in for a magical time, what a beautiful place for your daughter to marry. I wouldn't worry how you look in a cozie, whether you have a Dirty Banana, or a Scruffy Pineapple, if it has enough dark rum in it after a few you wont care what shape or shade you are!

    Have a wonderful time:)

     

    Djinnie x

  • Darron
    Darron Member Posts: 310 Member
    #23
    TillieSOK said:

    A dirty banana, huh?  Will I

    A dirty banana, huh?  Will I get escorted off the property? LOL. All I know is....I'm putting this lily white, overweight and still bloated body into a bathing dust and I'm going to have fun!  And if anyone laughs at me, I'll put on a bikini, get drunk, and really freak them out!  If I need bail money, can I call on y'all to help a poor girl out?

    we're going to Sandals in Montego Bay.

     

    Dirty Banana

    I did not chip a tooth when I put the dirty banana to my lip, so yes, drink , not vibrator!

    1oz creme de cacao

    1oz creme de bananes

    1oz kahlua

    2 scoopea vanilla ice cream

    It tastes like a milk shake. Add vodka if it isn't before 10:00 am, flavored chocolate vodka is really good with it.

    Happy New Year!

     

  • Djinnie
    Djinnie Member Posts: 945 Member
    #24
    Darron said:

    Dirty Banana

    I did not chip a tooth when I put the dirty banana to my lip, so yes, drink , not vibrator!

    1oz creme de cacao

    1oz creme de bananes

    1oz kahlua

    2 scoopea vanilla ice cream

    It tastes like a milk shake. Add vodka if it isn't before 10:00 am, flavored chocolate vodka is really good with it.

    Happy New Year!

     

    Sounds Good!

    If you're in the chair Darron, I'll have two large ones please and it's well past 10.00am here, so don't stint on the booze!

    Djinnie 

  • twinthings
    twinthings Member Posts: 409
    #25
    Darron said:

    Dirty Banana

    I did not chip a tooth when I put the dirty banana to my lip, so yes, drink , not vibrator!

    1oz creme de cacao

    1oz creme de bananes

    1oz kahlua

    2 scoopea vanilla ice cream

    It tastes like a milk shake. Add vodka if it isn't before 10:00 am, flavored chocolate vodka is really good with it.

    Happy New Year!

     

    Dirty Banana

    lol Darron, I seriously just laughed out loud!  Too funny!  I plan on trying your Dirty Banana, thanks for the recipe.  I'm always up for something new and exciting. 

  • TillieSOK
    TillieSOK Member Posts: 252
    #26
    Darron said:

    Dirty Banana

    I did not chip a tooth when I put the dirty banana to my lip, so yes, drink , not vibrator!

    1oz creme de cacao

    1oz creme de bananes

    1oz kahlua

    2 scoopea vanilla ice cream

    It tastes like a milk shake. Add vodka if it isn't before 10:00 am, flavored chocolate vodka is really good with it.

    Happy New Year!

     

    I'm going to HAVE to try that

    I'm going to HAVE to try that drink now!  We're in our hotel room waiting for our flight tomorrow morning!  I am R.E.A.D.Y. For this trip!  I've been making all the jewelry for the women at the wedding, but I'm especially proud of my daughter's necklace and earrings.  She will also be wearing/carrying her grandmother's wedding ring, as the something old and something borrowed.  I also mde her some beaded "barefoot wedding beach sandals", to match her jewelry.  Lots of pictures will be taken!!

  • TillieSOK
    TillieSOK Member Posts: 252
    #27
    TillieSOK said:

    I'm going to HAVE to try that

    I'm going to HAVE to try that drink now!  We're in our hotel room waiting for our flight tomorrow morning!  I am R.E.A.D.Y. For this trip!  I've been making all the jewelry for the women at the wedding, but I'm especially proud of my daughter's necklace and earrings.  She will also be wearing/carrying her grandmother's wedding ring, as the something old and something borrowed.  I also mde her some beaded "barefoot wedding beach sandals", to match her jewelry.  Lots of pictures will be taken!!

    I had a dirty banana tonight!

    I had a dirty banana tonight! YUMMMMM!  Might have another one tomorrow!  Right now just trying to work the kinks out of my back, hips and legs! Dang!  Didn't know I could get this stove up!  I've taken three pain pills since last night and it's not touching it...plus this bed is...shall we say....extra, EXTRA firm....like lying on a slab of concrete.  Jamaica is beautiful, though.  I will hit the hot tub tomorrow.

  • Darron
    Darron Member Posts: 310 Member
    #28
    TillieSOK said:

    I had a dirty banana tonight!

    I had a dirty banana tonight! YUMMMMM!  Might have another one tomorrow!  Right now just trying to work the kinks out of my back, hips and legs! Dang!  Didn't know I could get this stove up!  I've taken three pain pills since last night and it's not touching it...plus this bed is...shall we say....extra, EXTRA firm....like lying on a slab of concrete.  Jamaica is beautiful, though.  I will hit the hot tub tomorrow.

    Have one for me

    Glad you enjoyed it. Please have one for me, toast my scan coming Jan2

     

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