MY ULTIMATE WISH!

I want all of us stay around here long enough, so we can give newcomers a hard time, when they complain that the new revolutionary pill that cures all cancers in 24 hours, doesn't come in bubble gum flavor.

This is what I want to write to one of them in 20 years:

Dear Johnny,

If I catch you again complaining about the limited flavors available for Cancercure and that on the cost of that pill you could have bought the latest version of "Bored To Death" video game, I'll come over cyber space and digitally kick your 3D virtual butt. Now take your anti-cancer pill that you could only get in cookie dough flavor with a glass of milk and go to bed so tomorrow you can wake up NED for life.

Uncle Laz to you, you little punk.